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LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.

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Litigant: a person about to give up his skin for the hope of retaining his bone.
— Ambrose Bierce
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PRECEDENT, n. In Law, a previous decision, rule or practice which, in the absence of a definite statute, has whatever force and authority a Judge may choose to give it, thereby greatly simplifying his task of doing as he pleases. As there are precedents for everything, he has only to ignore those that make against his interest and accentuate those in the line of his desire. Invention of the precedent elevates the trial-at-law from the low estate of a fortuitous ordeal to the noble attitude of a dirigible arbitrament.
— Ambrose Bierce
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REFERENDUM, n. A law for submission of proposed legislation to a popular vote to learn the nonsensus of public opinion.
— Ambrose Bierce
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Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.
— Ambrose Bierce
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Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact
— Ambrose Bierce
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