Knock on the sky and listen to the sound

Learning Zen is a phenomenon of gold and dung. Before you understand it, it's like gold; after you understand it, it's like dung.

Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says "Oh, no! She's up.

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.

Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

Men have been trained and conditioned by women, not unlike the way Pavlov conditioned his dogs, into becoming their slaves. As compensation for their labours men are given periodic use of a woman's vagina.