King of the world wouldn't be enough. I'd have to be god of the universe (the Wizard of Oz would suffice).

But I learned first-hand how the news media operates by watching how they interpreted, changed, and misrepresented my intentions.

It is the fool who thinks he cannot be fooled.

I didn't want or need anyone's permission.

I want people to be amused or amazed but fooled.

Other times you can use a calendar to predict the kinds of stories the media is looking for.