Kind of bored and sort of sad.

He's a big ham. He loves the lights.

When I came out of anesthesia, I wanted two things: my husband and my dog. They wouldn't let the dog in the recovery room.

The P-38 WWII Nazi handgun looks comical lying on the breakfast table next to a bowl of oatmeal.

Please don't follow in my footsteps. I'm already knee-deep in them, and am sinking rapidly...

I've got a sense of humor. I'm a funny guy.