Keep it up, wise guy. I'm always going to be taller than you once you're lying unconscious on the ground.

You don't take your cat with you to go bird shopping. Not because the cat isn't polite, but because he's a cat.

[Mouse is] with us. The dog is a handicap-assist animal."

The kid lifted his eyebrows.

"My mouth is partially paralyzed," I said. "It makes it hard for me to read. He's here to help me with the big words. Tell me if I'm supposed to push or pull on doors, that kind of thing.

Of course Evil's afoot. If it had switched to the metric system it'd be up to a meter by now.

Even in winter, the cold isn't always bitter, and not every day is cruel.

Holy shit," I breathed. "Hellhounds."
"Harry," Michael said sternly. "You know I hate it when you swear."
"You're right. Sorry. Holy shit," I breathed, "heckhounds.