Just look at the Paris Hilton phenomenon and the way every other teenager looks like a prostitute.

Coachella is a magnet for music-biz luminaries such as Tara Reid, Paris Hilton, and Cameron Diaz.

I am going out with Paris Hilton.

If I had been a dog walker, I would have been the most successful dog walker in Paris.

Paris Hilton, it turns out, is related to fellow celebrity jailbirds Zsa Zsa Gabor and G. Gordon Liddy.

The public's appetite for frothy, flippant blondes has waned, but Paris Hilton still fascinates me.