Kresley Cole
Related Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck. ANONYMOUS. Dominic Sherwood would always tell me a joke right before it was my take or my close up. He'd sa... EMERAUDE TOUBIA The difference is,JJM God,' he said, 'I have to have you.'C.D. REISS WILL ROGERS You'll always be my friend, won't you Fred? Don't let me fuck this up. I need you in my life now. I ... L.H. COSWAY BILL COSBY I thought they were just going to go out and kill 'em, ... That was my first impression. I said, 'We... KENNY PERRY When I graduated from high school, my mom and dad were saying I needed to go to college, but I said ... ELIJAH KELLEY TIM GUNN ROBERT GRIFFIN III Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed ... WANDA SYKES EDDIE IZZARD I graduated from the University of Oklahoma, and I got the opportunity to take some on-camera classe... LAURA SPENCER SHUT UP. Both of you. You're coming with me." To me he said, "Put some pants on."DAVID WONG PLATO ANNE LAMOTT KARLIE KLOSS CHELSEA HANDLER The trait [Morey] looked for was awareness that they were seeking answers to questions with no certa... MICHAEL LEWIS The same way i could live when I didnt know you, I can live without you after letting you go, But th... DALEEN IRSHAID Well, Colonel, there is diplomacy and there is reality. Our ambassador represents diplomacy. I repre... STEPHEN KINZER SIMONE ELKELES STEPHANIE KLEIN BECCA FITZPATRICK Tell me I cant, I won't hear you. AMARE STOUDEMIRE CHARLES M. SCHULZ My parents were pretty lenient with me. But, they gave me morality while I was growing up. They taug... MARK HOPPUS KAREN FINERMAN BHARATI MUKHERJEE J.K. ROWLING BOB BEAMON I had friends at school, but I was never part of a gang and I dreamed of that sense of belonging to ... EMILY MORTIMER I just went to Harvard a little while, because I graduated from Armstrong High School in Washington ... BILLY ECKSTINE KHLOE KARDASHIAN LEIGH BARDUGO EMMA CLINE You are anticipating the take em. From the guide just waiting and anticipating. Soon as he calls, yo... DARRELL MAYS I know how I like to be treated, so I always start by saying, 'Could you give me a moment of your ti... ARTHUR GODFREY I always make this joke that I know you were expecting to see the big skirts and the hoops. But that... JODY WATLEY Ive loved you my whole life, I just didnt know it until now ~ANYA SUNDQUIST~ GARY OLDMAN We may paint our faces. We may fuck around. But pussy-ass bitches here wont be found. My homies stan... INSANE CLOWN POSSE I didn't have a job when I graduated, and I moved back in with my parents. I was miserable. I was pu... JAIMIE KNITTLE The first time we talked was right before my (state) finals match. He came up and said, 'Take 'em ou... JUSTIN SCHMALFELDT You are all I think about. You know that right? You haunt my mind, but in a good way. You are absolu... MARY PITTMAN They were originally training at a school right near where I grew up. I called up and asked if I cou... WAYNE CRYDERMAN SUZANNE COLLINS There were players passing me and asking me where I was from. They said it was a real good school to... CAMERON LONG My youngest daughter sings. She's going to be very good. She's graduated from Music School a... BILLY ECKSTINE Why did they do it? Beats the hell out of me. I was just a scared kid from Kentucky, and these guys ... PEE WEE REESE Then she called Matthew.ERIC JEROME DICKEY You moved my head so that it was lying in your lap. LUCY CHRISTOPHER TERRY PRATCHETT Taken from the dedication in my debut novel Exactly 23 days. To honour all women on International Wo... JAYNE HIGGINS I loved to dance and went to Studio 54 at least twice a week. But I always felt nervous around the p... MARGAUX HEMINGWAY I just went to Harvard a little while, because I graduated from Armstrong High School in Washington ... BILLY ECKSTINE PHILIP ROTH DEBORAH NORVILLE It always (feels bad) when you miss early chances. If I didn't score, the guys might be kicking my b... CORNELL GLEN J.K. ROWLING Growing up, I was like any Aussie kid - you know we love our sport - that was my favourite subject a... NICK CUMMINS I'm ready to contribute a lot in the genre and, you know, I feel a little responsibility over my sho... DADDY YANKEE I'm ready to contribute a lot in the genre and, you know, I feel a little responsibility over my sho... DADDY YANKEE THEODORE ROOSEVELT THEODORE ROOSEVELT BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA Is it possible that you know what he was strangled with and you just didnt want to tell me? JOHN SHORT SARAH DESSEN J.D. SALINGER RICHARD SIKEN You said that we would stay forever, the only problem was that you later walked away from me and did... SANDIBEL DIAZ CHRISTINA AGUILERA She shouldn’t be this close to Cole, not alone, not even when she was pissed beyond belief. It was... JENNIFER BONDS JAM MASTER JAY MAGGIE STIEFVATER THEODORE ROOSEVELT Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out... THE PETER PRINCIPLE THEODORE ROOSEVELT DENZEL WASHINGTON Lucasfilm called me out of the blue, and I almost hung up because I thought it was a practical joke.... DAVE FILONI ROBERT JACKSON BENNETT ROBERT JACKSON BENNETT ICE T SOPHIE KINSELLA You know, even growing up going to school, I had teachers that were against bilingual teaching. I ne... EMILY RIOS NORA ROBERTS A lot is completely wrapped up in a first impression. But if you can take that first impression and ... AARON MILLER My English teacher always gave me scripts for plays, but I was into sports. My friend said there wer... SANTIAGO CABRERA They were coming at us so we just had to take it up a level and go right back at 'em. There was a li... ANDREW TAYLOR JODI PICOULT LAURELL K. HAMILTON JOHN WATERS GIGI HADID I did organize something in high school like a school walkout. These kids were locked up in their sc... BOJANA NOVAKOVIC My sisters were the coolest people I knew, and still are. I have always aspired to be like them and ... ROB SHEFFIELD HUBERT SELBY JR. MAGGIE STIEFVATER We stood out. Me and my brother JoJo were the only two Mexicans in our whole school, and so was my l... HENRY GARZA KENNY ROGERS
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NATALIE COLE As kids, we had no clue about the racial stuff that seemed to preoccupy adults. We just enjoyed our ... NATALIE COLE I'm a born-again Christian. I was raised Episcopalian - I've always been of a Christian fait... NATALIE COLE I think foreign countries really do like it when American artists sing in their language. And when y... NATALIE COLE When you reach 50, what you care about is being honest, being accurate, and being an example. NATALIE COLE The medication I had to take was a form of chemotherapy. You feel like death every day. No appetite.... NATALIE COLE The worst I think that I ever was, when 'Unforgettable' had come out, and not long after tha... NATALIE COLE I imagine there are a lot of people who will never be able to accept me because they feel I've l... NATALIE COLE I've had my share of doing things that I really wish I hadn't done. NATALIE COLE One of these days, I'd like to put together a revue of all my music, which would probably turn i... NATALIE COLE I love what I do so much. I just keep going. Not much can bring me down. NATALIE COLE I don't think that my parents even imagined that I would be exposed to drugs. In those days, for... NATALIE COLE A lot of people want to donate a kidney, but they're not in a position to because they have heal... NATALIE COLE I never got to make that transition from little girl to young woman... and that really screws you up... NATALIE COLE I'm an ordinary person under extraordinary circumstances. NATALIE COLE God surrounded me with people of faith, people of strong faith, people of power, spiritual power, an... NATALIE COLE I think that I am a walking testimony to you can have scars. You can go through turbulent times and ... NATALIE COLE When you have put all your faith in man and continue to be disappointed, don't you hope there is... NATALIE COLE I think people hear the warmth in my voice and the friendliness, and they think: 'Oh, she must b... NATALIE COLE I have been to hell and back. I have seen the edge. I have seen the dark side of life. NATALIE COLE Life is such a gift, I just say thank you all day. NATALIE COLE COLE SWINDELL COLE SWINDELL J. COLE I was of the type who gets bullied rather than the one who does the bullying, which I'm glad abo... LILY COLE There has been a fairly marked recovery in retail demand that has created a slightly greater lift in... ALAN COLE There are other kitchens running locally, but you know there are lots of folks who may not get the r... ALAN COLE We got an e-mail before we got here and the Red Cross needs 300,000 meals a day for 90 days and poss... ALAN COLE We had a lot of trouble at the Grove and the guys stayed up all night getting the cars ready to come... ALAN COLE I saw Keith there at the end so I guess he was pretty close. Charlie gives us real good stuff and I ... ALAN COLE I've been coming here a long time trying to win one of these fair races. It's real nice to finally g... 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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can sa... 
Your rooms are as filthy today as they were when you graduated from high school. And we want them cl... 
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My parents did a great job raising me and my two sisters. We all graduated from high school and we a... 
you know, god should have grabbed a scribers arm and made him write "but before that they were a bit... 
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I just gave up one day. Around the time the news about toxic shock came out. I thought, Fuck me, man... 
I have a necklace with a golden key, given to me by my sisters, which I always wear. 
I had heard my brothers and sisters use curse words but had never dared use one myself in front of a... 
Slowly, silently, I reach out and slip the glass out of her hand.
Cookie, you have to stop preemptively ending things before they even start. I know you're afraid of ... 
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If you cant beat 'em cooperate 'em to death! 
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