Just because you are a good friend of a scorpion doesn't mean that you can't be stung by a bee.

If someone says money is not everything, it means that he has either nothing or a lot of it.

A good girl always gets caught; a bad girl knows how to avoid being caught.

The doctor asks the patient what is wrong, and then the patient asks the doctor what is wrong.

A friend in need is a friend indeed, but if he is really your friend then he should never be in need.

If you are looking for a friend without a flaw, you will never find one.