Just because I like to suck cock doesn't make me any less American than Jesse Helms.

His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers.

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that I reach for my feather boa!

Not all gays respond to the same stuff. Would Alexander the Great have loved Auntie Mame?

Talented and versatile you say? Nope, just an oral bottom, an anal top and everything in between.

I'm not a gay rights activist.