Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

Nothing hurts more than having to pay an income tax, unless it is not having to pay an income tax.

There are two kinds of pedestrians - the quick and the dead

He was one of a lean body and visage, as if his eager soul, biting for anger at the clog of his body, desired to fret a passage through it.

Not all that tempts your wandering eyes And heedless hearts is lawful prize, Not all that glisters gold.

O wad some power the giftie gie us To see oursel's as ithers see us! It wad frae monie a blunder free us. And foolish notion; What airs in dress and gait wad lea'e us, And ev'n devotion!