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EDIE FALCO It's funny how people who ain't never been down there can think that America is so fair and ... ICE CUBE JOSH HUTCHERSON DONATELLA VERSACE JEFF DUNHAM Someone told me I had funny facial expressions. I don't know whether I take that as a compliment... LUCY PUNCH MAGGIE Q When I started researching history in the 1960s, a lot of women about whom I've subsequently wri... ALISON WEIR IVAN REITMAN I've never been monogamous. It might happen, but it never has yet. I don't understand women,... VINCENT KARTHEISER It's just my natural way - to be funny. I don't know why that is. But as I've said, humo... T. C. BOYLE JUSTIN HARTLEY VINCE VAUGHN ANITA SARKEESIAN Obviously I've had crushes, and I've tried to make things work with people, but it doesn'... SOPHIE TURNER I had a dream cast when Dan first went off and wrote 'Ghostbusters 3' by himself. It was so ... HAROLD RAMIS I've never set out to write a funny movie or be a funny comedian as a woman. I am a woman. I don... 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Not at all, I just don't understand how the Arch Alchemist became mortal all of a sudden."
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