I’m not your boyfriend!†I snapped, trying to gently move her hands away from my body.
“How can you say that?†Sara asked in horror.
“It’s shockingly effortless,†I replied. “My vocal chords vibrate, and my mouth and tongue articulate. I can even do it without thinking.†I had to remind myself to stay calm, and sarcasm was the best way to do that.
“When are you going to give me a key to your house so I don’t have to knock like some guest?†Sara asked, coming at me again.
I backed away. “How about never? Is never good for you?â€
Sara, undeterred, said, “You’re the reason I go to therapy on Fridays.â€
“The plot thickens!†Gabby exclaimed for comedic relief.
— Laura Kreitzer
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