Joey to Ross:Well, if you can’t talk dirty to me, how you gonna talk dirty to her? Now, tell me you want to caress my butt.

[to Ross] Chandler: You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year.

[after Ross comes in dressed as a SPUDnik] Chandler: Suddenly I don't have the worst costume anymore.

Chandler to Joey:Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are definitely ninteen.

[Joey is making marinara sauce and filling every container possible with it. Chandler enters] Chandler: Whoa, whoa, so I'm guessing you didn't get the part... or Italy called and said it was hungry.

He growled, equally exhilarated and annoyed by
the way she insisted on pushing him back. “I’m going to put you on your knees, Ruby. You’re going to hate how much you love it.