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FRIENDS [Chandler walks in] Joey: You know, with that goatee, you kinda look like Satan.
FRIENDS Chandler to Joey:Yes, on a scale from one to ten, ten being the dumbest a person can look, you are d...
FRIENDS [after Ross comes in dressed as a SPUDnik] Chandler: Suddenly I don't have the worst costume anymore...
FRIENDS [after Ross comes in dressed as a SPUDnik]
Chandler: Suddenly I don't have the worst costume an...
FRIENDS Joey: But I-I-I can't stay too long, I gotta get up early for a commercial audition tomorrow and I g...
FRIENDS Joey.
ANNABELLA SCIORRA The excuses are over for Joey Harrington.
CHRIS BERMAN Chandler: Ding dong, the psycho's gone.
FRIENDS I've said this many times. I really like our quarterback situation. I really like it. Joey is better...
STEVE MARIUCCI Joey Galloway is a guy we count on doing it,
JON GRUDEN We'll continue to have a high profile in Chandler and in Arizona overall.
BILL KULA I am proud of Joey, he's learning. He did an outstanding job.
BOB BLICK
I loved playing Chandler. I grew up playing that part.
MATTHEW PERRY Joey knew that you have to be at least 16 (to operate a personal watercraft). But to Joey that didn'...
SCOTT SARASON
He's the guy [Chandler] everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says th...
MATTHEW PERRY It's just Joey being Joey. I'm surprised he lasted this long (without popping off). He's the vocal l...
BILL COWHER Chandler and Enrico are a great one-two punch for us. They feed off of each other. They both want to...
BRIAN COLDING
I had a funny feeling as I saw the house disappear, as though I had written a poem and it was very g...
RAYMOND CHANDLER Joey and Lance are such fun, interesting people and they truly are an odd couple.
DAWN OSTROFF Chandler: I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
FRIENDS Joey to Ross:Well, if you can’t talk dirty to me, how you gonna talk dirty to her? Now, tell me yo...
FRIENDS My husband (Joey) works during the day, so I have to take my two other kids with me to the appointme...
DAISY TORRES I've always admired Joey as a skater. But I admire him even more as a person.
JOHANN OLAV KOSS Igor and Joey getting three fouls really put us in a hole.
GLENN TAYLOR This is one of the most generous Chandler families. This is Audrey's town, and she loves it dearly. ...
BARBARA KNOX Joey didn't have his best match. He'll be fine.
JAY LAPIDUS When you love someone, it's never over,' Dr. Carruthers replied gently. 'You move on, because you ha...
ELIZABETH CHANDLER Chandler [In response to a stupid comment]: You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance.
FRIENDS They have a lot to do if this man is guilty. ... Janet Chandler didn't deserve to die.
DAVID SCHOCK If Manchester City had come back with the offer we had asked for, which in my opinion is below what ...
WILLIE MCKAY You just don't find a Joey Galloway when you're picking in those spots.
DAVE CAMPO
I always said the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone.
TRE COOL A brilliant man. That's where Joey gets all his smarts.
CHRIS CHEEK Chandler has been a problem for the past five games and he's not going away in Game 6.
YENG GUIAO I don't believe at this point in time that Joey is going to return to North Texas.
DARRELL DICKEY Chandler: Ew, ew, ew, ew ew ew ew ew. Ugly Naked Guy got a Thighmaster.
FRIENDS People call me Joey all the time. I take it as a compliment. There's no point in correcting them...
MATT LEBLANC Our defense was phenomenal. Joey Dorsey was an absolute monster, and we need him to be a monster.
JOHN CALIPARI Joey, to me, is the favorite now because of the way he's been skating.
BART SCHOUTEN
She poured us some more Scotch. It didn't seem to affect her any more than water affects Boulder Dam...
RAYMOND CHANDLER Ladies, if you’re single there is nothing wrong, sinful or wicked about desiring a husband, nothin...
MATT CHANDLER Gabriel shuddered with obvious pleasure; Joey, half out of his body with the sensation, pumped in an...
S.A. REID Joey did some good things Saturday and he's a good athlete.
HAL MUMME I have no idea. They worked me, Joey and (Jason) Horton in with the 1s.
AHMAD CARROLL The problem for me is that I can't ever really see who Gregory is, any more than I can see what a mi...
ELIZABETH CHANDLER He had some good players to go against in Kimo von Oelhoffen and Joey Porter. Some plays weren?t so ...
BILL BELICHICK Joey wrestled very well before the injury and has picked up where he left off.
BRIAN KAPUSTA I was excited for Joey and excited for the fact that it would reaffirm what we've been talking about...
CHUCK KEARNEY You know, I can't really say it, what (Porter) says before games. You'll hear anything out of Joey, ...
CASEY HAMPTON We had a chat with Joey at boardroom level on Tuesday just to say well done,
STUART PEARCE
I'm going to have to go back and watch the tape again after what Joey Porter said because I guess I ...
TONY DUNGY It took me almost 11 months before, well, before I let (Joey) in. I didn't want to let him too close...
BRIAN DOMENICI Joey, my older brother, had his own TV show in the '50s, along with Cathy Callahan.
WILLIAM DEVANE As we grow up we're no longer interested in dolls, we're suddenly interested in boys. Oh how we love...
JOY MANISCALCO We really wanted to win. We kind of just got to think this is the farthest Chandler-Gilbert has ever...
ASHLEY COOK NBC is struggling and executives have to be disappointed. Maybe two 'Apprentice' shows were at least...
BILL CARROLL The scared side of Joey Gilbert is gone. There is no doubt in my mind that I can win this fight.
JOEY GILBERT Joey had an excellent game. He really threw some good balls. When you start playing with confidence,...
MARCUS POLLARD Monica: I got a leg, three breasts, and a wing. Chandler: how do you find clothes that fit?
FRIENDS Chandler plays with a lot of emotion. If that emotion rubs off on the team, they play well.
YENG GUIAO [to Ross] Chandler: You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year.
FRIENDS To boo Joey here, that's tough on him and tough on all of us. At the same time, I can sympathize wit...
MARCUS POLLARD [to Ross]
Chandler: You know if your not careful, you could not get married at all this year.
FRIENDS We put all the cards out on the table. When we got Chris Chandler, Chris knew he came in to back up ...
JERRY ANGELO It's a tremendous venue. I was telling Chandler there's nothing I can say or do that can prepare you...
DUANE BLACKBURN It was sort of imagining him in the context of a (Raymond) Chandler kind of story that got us starte...
JOEL COEN From that first meeting, I totally loved working with Joey, it was a real collaboration.
RONNIE SPECTOR I was happy for Joey. One of the things we had talked about was getting him more looks. He stepped u...
JOHN CALIPARI
After three failed marriages, I know what it's like to be replaced. So that's kind of how Joey Harri...
TERRY BRADSHAW Joey wrestled a great tournament, and we don't want him to get lost in the shuffle. He was solid all...
CHUCK KEARNEY
Joey D had a little rude awakening to the big leagues last year. But the kid has a lot of talent and...
TIM HUDSON Joey is a phenomenal talent and his knowledge of the sport and athleticism are off the chart. Now ev...
CHUCK KEARNEY I think Joey O'Neill will have a good game. I think all those kids are focused.
JEFF ARNTSON Joey and Josh both threw strikes, but you can't have five errors and expect to win.
BRIAN SHIPLEY Joey Murphy twisted his ankle in the second quarter and Trevor Sheehan played a great game for us in...
TOM WELCH There's a lot more wrong in Detroit than Joey Harrington, but as you know, it does fall on the quart...
HOWIE LONG The thing about Joey is that he sprays the ball. He's not just a power hitter that pulls the ball.
GARY CLAUSEN People like to hear me say, 'You love me, Chandler Bing. You just don't know you love me....
MAGGIE WHEELER I have worked with Joey at Test level - it would be terrific to work with him again.
CHRIS ANDERSON [Ross is walking down the aisle at Chandler and Monica's wedding] Ross: Wow. This is the first time ...
FRIENDS They wanted to celebrate Chandler's rich history in ostrich farming. It was really the one thing tha...
KATIE STRINGHAM
Susan Lucci was the biggest star in the daytime galaxy, and she served it up hot and fresh and chic ...
ANDY COHEN I'm a disciple of Raymond Chandler, who said in his essays that there's a quality of redempt...
MICHAEL CONNELLY Joey and J.J. matched up well up front. We were unlucky not to get a second and third.
BOB LILLEY It's good to see Joey do so well. That's the best I've ever seen his breaking ball break.
BOBBY COX Joey : Pheebs, you wanna help?
Phoebe : Oh, I wish I could, but I really don't want to.
FRIENDS Joey jumping up about eight feet and heading that one in was a great effort. He was just busting to ...
MIKE ACKERMAN
Chad and Joey have opened up a whole new group of people to enjoy what I think is a pretty neat spor...
BONNIE BLAIR I think Joey realizes the competition wasn't that tough. So he let up a little bit. We'll discuss th...
RON HUTCHINS I don't know why he would say anything. He hasn't experienced Joey Porter yet, that's for sure. Fift...
ANTWAAN RANDLE I was impressed he donated his prize money. Joey would be happy if I just said he is a nice man, a g...
YANG YANG I played with Joey Mullen back in Salt Lake City before he got called up to St. Louis. He was the fi...
ALAIN VIGNEAULT In the Southwest, (Mesa, Gilbert, Chandler and Tempe included) we were very impressed overall with t...
LOREN MOONEY I spoke with Joey on Wednesday and we are hoping to move things along within the next week or so.
STUART PEARCE No publisher in America improved a paper so quickly on so grand a scale, took a paper that was margi...
DAVID HALBERSTAM Chandler Norman, I feel, will be one of the top golfers in the Mid-Penn and District 3 this year. He...
BILL CHASE Kids who walk away from the Chandler Rotary meet as champion or even in the top three should feel a ...
CHRIS HANSON When Matt LeBlanc had his show 'Joey', I strongly suggested to the producers that they shoul...
MAGGIE WHEELER So we're going to get into March, see how the schedule settles in, and then we'll reassess as to whe...
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