Jewish vampires: We turn into cats not bats bwaaahaha

Jewish vampires: Garlic? As a weapon? No its a spice silly human

Jewish vampires: Crosses & holy water won’t hurt me whatcha gonna try next?

Jewish vampires: Starve me to death? Seriously? Then what?

Jewish vampires: blood can’t be kosher… can it?

Jane: "Missy was not so subtly reminding me that she had done something nice for me and here i was being rude when all she was asking me to do was attend a nice party. This was the way southern women worked all peaches & cream laced with arsenic.