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TONY HALE He said he had a show he wanted to put on the air about the survivors of a plane crash and would I p... JJ ABRAMS Jeff Smith was the Julia Child of my generation. When his television show, 'The Frugal Gourmet,&... ALTON BROWN NICK KROLL I pretty much do what I like. There was a little concern when I first started the show from TNT that... LEE TERGESEN We've got big guys on the front line. Me, Jeff and Roy. Jeff and I are athletic and Roy, he's 7-2. S... BRANDON BOWMAN CHARLIE PUTH I have kept a diary, WITHNAIL AND I KIM FIELDS I have done a sketch show almost every year since I started in 1975. I have also had a go several ti... LENNY HENRY I started really feeling guilty. He has no children and that's his only child. He was very upset. So... PENNY SUE CANDELARIA I was a huge David Letterman fan, even going back to when he was on NBC. My parents would only let m... TREVOR MOORE Jeff is the glue to my team. I'd say he's the smartest player I've ever had the privilege of coachin... HOSEA GRAHAM I'm very competitive and I let my emotions show. Most of the time what you see is me being upset wit... DAN MARINO I'm sure I should have gone to him for for a few relationship problems. But, I guess, I maybe was a ... KYLE MOORE When I first started doing comedy years ago, I used to be the biggest Michael Richards fan. I used t... J. B. SMOOVE The pressure isn't on those kids, and that makes a difference. When you've got the pressure of expec... GREG ZIPADELLI Jeff appeared to me that he had it. If I thought I could have caught it, I would have. I though he h... CASEY KOTCHMAN I figured Jeff would have a big night. I knew he would give it his all. ADAM HALUSKA I swore I would never do a reality show. I've been offered them for years and years because our ... DREA DE MATTEO 38. “A wet bird never flies at night.” (My grandfather said that to me when I was a child and wa... JAMES C. DOBSON That's just the kind of person he is. He would hope that someone would do the same for him or his ki... KAREN PETERS JIM HENSON When I brought 'Sex and the City' to HBO, I wanted to do something independent, where I coul... DARREN STAR I had a few artists that I really looked up to when I was starting out, like Slick Rick, KRS-One, Bi... JOE CARTAGENA All I ever wanted to do was get a great job on a TV show. When I read 'Modern Family' and st... ERIC STONESTREET HOWARD SHORE Jeff was really hot early. And that's the nice thing about having so many options, they tried to sto... CRAIG SMITH ERIC ANDRE RACHEL VINCENT That was brilliant, great for the horse and I'm really pleased for David Loder. When I moved back to... JAMIE SPENCER INDIA DE BEAUFORT AKIVA SCHAFFER JENNIFER CARPENTER I love musical theater. That's what I started off to do when I was 7, and my first show was '... DAVID HASSELHOFF 'Community' is a comedy show, and one of the characters happens to be a Christian. I do thin... YVETTE NICOLE BROWN I think the toughest part for me was when Herschelle said that he obviously looked up to his Captain... HANSIE CRONJE Some people would say my paintings show a future world and maybe they do, but I paint from reality. ... H. R. GIGER ROSANNA PANSINO I have to be ready. I am going to do anything they want me to do here. I need to show them what I ca... ALEX CINTRON I walked out of the show business in 1968 because I thought that would be good for the family. It to... PETE BEST Well I like everything but my first love has always been piano because when I started out there was ... JACK BRUCE ERIC BOGOSIAN I would compare that to when I first started with the Montreal Canadiens; it was a big family then, ... GUY LAFLEUR I think my performance I put on tonight spoke for itself [on what he would like to say to Joe Calzag... JEFF LACY I don't really watch video, but I see the replay; like when I do strike out, and I'm walking... FREDDIE FREEMAN I still have the letter seating on my desk. I was so excited when I got it because I wanted to be on... LESLIE BROCKMAN SIA I made a habit always to hear the Indians; and although they very often lie to me, I do not show the... ANTONIO DE MENDOZA ANNE LAMOTT MIKE BIRBIGLIA GARRY SHANDLING TREVOR NOAH Marco really kind of honors these characters ... they are not just these made-up fictitious people, ... FRED SAVAGE I could hear Russ, but I couldn't see him. Russ knows that about me like I know that about him. If I... LOU LEVEA He asked for that. Since the first one, he wasn't on me for that one, but after that one, they put h... BON BEAN When I saw my first Broadway show, 'Beauty and the Beast,' I was like, 'Okay, I'm de... LILLA CRAWFORD I went to Thailand on vacation and I just loved it. So I started looking for something I could work ... BOB MOFFATT I remember Eddie when we drafted him to the Giants out of Stanford, and he was another free-spirited... CHARLIE WEIS Well I like everything but my first love has always been piano because when I started out there was ... JACK BRUCE I would be terrified if Bill Maher was like, 'Hey, do you want to come on the show?' I would... CONSTANCE ZIMMER I would really like to do a really cool one-hour show, maybe on, like, HBO or something like that; o... JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT Coach Zaleski taught me a lot my first year in Louisville, ... I knew the game but from a coaching s... TOMMY JOHNSON I could never do a show, or be a personality like Howard Stern, where you take all that heat from cr... CHUCK BARRIS He asked if I was in the audience, and when he learned that I wasn't, he put me on the show. Bob tur... FORREST PATTEN C. JOYBELL C. In 2008, I was in a London park when I came across a fledgling crow that had fallen from the top of ... IMELDA MAY I really like to do comedy, and I did comedy the first 2 years after I graduated college, so I reall... HEATHER DOERKSEN VALENTINO ROSSI DONAL LOGUE Everybody, I would say, if you could love anybody he was loved by everybody because he had such conc... PETER SCOTT I remember the situation Eldridge was in that year. He blossomed and started helping the team out. H... ANTHONY GOLDWIRE I was happy when I heard that Jeff was coming because that meant I would know somebody here. NED HAVERN TOM COLICCHIO I've always loved movies since I was a kid. I loved how they could make me happy, sad, or just s... DANIELLA ALONSO I told her that Jeff Buckley brings a tear to my eye. By coincidence Jackie was a Buckley fan had be... GARY SUFFIR I met him at Viareggio and I saw that he was upset, but I did not think he would do so far. MARCELLO LIPPI I looked up to my father when I was 7 and 8. I believed it was my calling to be in the big leagues. ... BARRY ZITO All Michelle wanted was to see for herself if she could do it or not. And when it became evident tha... 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