Jake, you are getting raped in the street by a bunch of thugs. Are you gonna sit there and take it like a little girl, or are you gonna fight back?!

You have 1.6 seconds to get water.

We don't even roll the balls out for tryouts.

I don't want anyone saying we lost because of that shit [the two hour practice that was entirely running the day before the game].

You are getting raped in the middle of the street by a bunch of thugs!!! Are you gonna sit there and take it like a little girl, or are you gonna fight back??!!

That nice cushion we had - it's disappeared.