I've stopped counting at 150 surfers in the water.
Barbara Parker
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It is possible to continue turning the other cheek when one has stopped counting.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO stopped counting when you can't keep track on your fingers and toes anymore.
DAVID BENOIT When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better, too.
PAULO COELHO I plan on turning my $150 towing bill over to the water authority.
JOAN STEIN I plan on turning my $150 towing bill over to the water authority,
JOAN STEIN Surfers are really conservative. More surfers fear change and are resistant to change.
COREY DAVIS Barbara, Barbara, Barbara, come forward!
KEN ROSATO It's 150 miles of travesty, where you don't see any land, ... It's a very deep ocean. The water is b...
FRANCISCO GARCIA The most beautiful thing we can experence is the mysterious.
BETH FANTASKEY Hes the smartest dog Ive ever had,
PETER GOULD I vowed I would do everything I could to stop the Isle of Man counting towards the world championshi...
BARRY SHEENE One Call Plumber Santa Barbara take care to look at the plumbing issue from the inside out, to make ...
ONE CALL PLUMBER SANTA BARBARA An amateur photographer was shooting surfers.
BILL SISSON He was ego-free, which was very rare in the design student world. Most design students had lots of e...
LEANDER KAHNEY ive loved an ive falllen but yet until now ive always gotten back up but ur blow to the heart has su...
AMBER FAITH HUN We've stopped putting water on them and there is no smoking.
BRIAN DIXON I haven’t started counting yet. I wonder if it’s just me or if it’s like that for everybody; t...
KATJA MILLAY The Supreme Court stopped the counting of votes, and if they'd let the count go on, (Democratic cand...
TERRY MCAULIFFE Ive found the true meaning of love, when I laid my heart in your hands
MARIE CHAIDEZ Mozart was born Mozart. Charlie Parker was born Charlie Parker.
DAMIEN CHAZELLE Huntington Beach is like ground zero for surfers.
PETER HELLER Surfers with cystic fibrosis had fewer lung exacerbations.
DR. SCOTT DONALDSON If you're standing in line, waiting to get your permit and we're shut down, that's it. You're stoppe...
BRUCE GORDON Ron Jon stepped up to the plate this year. They did it to get those surfers from California and Hawa...
DICK CATRI Let's just lay in the grass, and look at the stars, and fall asleep in the middle of counting.
KATE Barbara Eden is the most beautiful girl in the world.
LARRY HAGMAN I immediately said to myself Ive got to do something, ... Ive got to help as many as I can. I am not...
AMY COLLINS Aggressive surfers might break two or three boards a year.
PETER MEHIEL Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.
TOM LEHRER Civilised life, you know, is based on a huge number of illusions in which we all collaborate willing...
J.G. BALLARD A mill of this size, pumping toxins into the water on this beautiful coastline, will effectively des...
WILL HENRY I look like Barbara Bush in drag." Aunt Jettie
MOLLY HARPER If you're in your 20s now, by the time you're 75, you'll be able to live 'til you're 150. By the tim...
NEIL A. HOGAN There was a small knothole in one of the boards, and Coraline spent an afternoon dropping pebbles an...
NEIL GAIMAN I originally started GoPro with the sole purpose of helping surfers capture photos of themselves and...
NICK WOODMAN Defendants are understandably trepid at the admission of Barbara Berntsen's statements. They have re...
DENNIS LYNCH Giants ownership has left at least $150 million of team net worth on the table.
WELLINGTON MARA I loved Barbara and am deeply saddened by her passing. Barbara Bel Geddes will be missed by many, bu...
VICTORIA PRINCIPAL a reasonable jury did find in favor of Dr. Parker.
BOB ROSE By coming down elbow first, I'd made a large enough crack in the ice to sink through.
The water...
RACHEL SHARP Sunlight dusts them; Water is damp; Crosses pain them; And beheadings cause cramps—
THOMM QUACKENBUSH The current global market for weather products is estimated at over $16 billion, while the potential...
BRADLEY HOGGATT Silver surfers ... nah, that's old hat. Retire a gold surfer with Cosmic Ordering.
STEPHEN RICHARDS He was nothing but a conduit, after all, and there isn't a culvert in the world that remembers the w...
STEPHEN KING I dont believe in luck. Ive only ever felt lucky finding God and even that was not by chance.
MEG NEZAJ Ive loved you my whole life, I just didnt know it until now
~ANYA SUNDQUIST~ In the person of Quanah Parker, an extraordinary man in whom the blood of two strong peoples flowed,...
THOMAS W. KNOWLES At midnight we'll start our general plowing operation. We will have 150 pieces on the streets.
GEORGE DRECKMANN The things I do to people I love shouldn't be allowed.
COUNTING CROWS We couldn't all be cowboys, some of us are clowns. Some of us are dancers on the midway, we roam fro...
COUNTING CROWS Barbara wanted to go to tea at Dorchester as much as she wanted to give birth to octuplets.
ELIZABETH GEORGE Shes been the biggest nightmare for me. Ive lost to her the most than any other player.
MEGHANN SHAUGHNESSY It was good for surfers, ... Unfortunately, undertows and rip currents were beginning to occur.
BARRY GOLDSMITH The driver of the pickup, 37-year-old Barbara Mackenzie of Whitehorse suffered fatal injuries and wa...
JOHN SUTHERLAND Ive said many a time that I think the Un-American Activities Committee in the House of Representativ...
HARRY S TRUMAN The role of Barbara, in Music for Millions, was literally a tonic for me.
JUNE ALLYSON Yes, Haven, most of us enjoy preaching, and Ive got such a bully pulpit!
THEODORE ROOSEVELT Ive done Hay Fever and this one was called Another Time by Ronald Harwood.
JEFFREY JONES Music is the pleasure the human mind experiences from counting without being aware that it is counti...
GOTTFRIED LEIBNIZ A lot of my players from Hancock who live in Santa Barbara,
JOHN OSBORNE Lucy paints portraits of Barbara Streisand.
HUNTER S. THOMPSON As children, if we cut ourselves at the beach, our mothers told us to wash it in the ocean - seawate...
ANDREW DOBSON She was intimidating and all I could do was sit back on the couch as she paced back and forth, slowl...
IN THE MAKING I don't think the Barbara Vines are mysteries in any sense. The Barbara Vine is much more slowly...
RUTH RENDELL This was insane!
Yes, he was hot, but so was Nick. Yes, he was nice, but so was Nick. Yes...
RACHEL HAWTHORNE When someone is counting out
gold for you, don't look at your hands,
or the gold. Look at ...
JALALUDDIN MEVLANA RUMI LOVE is only-(L)ive (O)ut positi(VE) or (L)ots (O)f +VE
ANUJ SOMANY Before, I wouldn't have sacrificed anything for tennis but when I met Barbara it was different. I wo...
BORIS BECKER I have always heard, Sancho, that doing good to base fellows is like throwing water into the sea.
MIGUEL DE CERVANTES SAAVEDRA Its amazing, I cant ask for anything more as a birthday gift, ... Ive wanted to win a big race like ...
BOBBY BUTLER Tap water containing acids will leave green-blue stains on fixtures and surfaces in your home. Clean...
CULLIGAN WATER Well, she managed to - Barbara was capable of doing practically anything if she set her mind to it. ...
TED OLSON I also wanted Parker to operate in the Internet age without losing being Parker. He's always ope...
DONALD E. WESTLAKE You is getting nosier than a parker.
ROALD DAHL How do you shoot a 150-day movie? You shoot it one day at a time.
DAVID FINCHER Ive never known a person to live to one hundred and be remarkable for anything else.
JOSH BILLINGS firestar: jayfeather what does mallow look like?
jayfeather: i dont know, ive never seen any
ERIN HUNTER I liked myths. They weren't adult stories and they weren't children's stories. They were better than...
NEIL GAIMAN He’d been toting it, and checking it, and packing and unpacking, all the way since fate was on the...
JOHN CLELLON HOLMES Well, I decided to stop. And I did. I stopped smoking, and I stopped speed at the same time.
LARRY HAGMAN Barbara is definitely the heart and soul of this school.
KAREN MEREDITH I think Sean Parker damaged the music business with Napster.
CURTIS JACKSON Mr. Reed did a great job of describing and photographing the collection.
BARBARA PARKER Rather than let this collection gather dust in my basement
I thought this would be the perfect wa...
BARBARA PARKER She was very involved in that sport, diving for the ball, hitting the floor, just getting everything...
BARBARA PARKER would work to bring more jobs here overall - and to make it more of an equal opportunity situation f...
BARBARA PARKER He said they couldn't play because it would distract the players, ... Distract the players? That's w...
BARBARA PARKER I am very concerned about Barbara Streisand using the 'H' word - 'honkey.' That'...
PAUL MOONEY Coming out of last spring, we had a lot of confidence in John Parker and what he could do. If Brodie...
DAVE RADER It was insane. To have some great local surfers out there with you made it even better.
JAKE KIRSCHENBAUM We should look for at least 150 runs to add on their score to give us something to start with and we...
DWAYNE SMITH Kenny Parker from Parker Electric is doing all of the electric. Wolff Brothers Supply Inc., all of t...
LYNNE BLACK I am concerned about it with so many endangered species right in the Santa Barbara County area,
LOIS CAPPS She had about her a strong smell of hair-spray and her lunch-time whisky.
ELIZABETH TAYLOR I'll find you, don't worry. My body won't be with you all the time, but you'll always have my heart....
P.C. CAST I've got a checklist with 3,200 items on it. At any time, 150 of them are burning.
FRED REID We know that we worked hard and put in 100% effort [at Darwin]. We will put in 150% effort on Friday...
MAHELA JAYAWARDENE And my first museum show was at Santa Barbara, then the de Young. And, I think it was after the de Y...
BEATRICE WOOD Think long and hard whether you have reached that mature stage of selflessness for this one you thin...
RAVI ZACHARIAS Well, I like Charlie Parker, Ella, Billie Holiday.
AARON NEVILLE
More Barbara Parker
Mr. Reed did a great job of describing and photographing the collection.
BARBARA PARKER Rather than let this collection gather dust in my basement
I thought this would be the perfect wa...
BARBARA PARKER She was very involved in that sport, diving for the ball, hitting the floor, just getting everything...
BARBARA PARKER would work to bring more jobs here overall - and to make it more of an equal opportunity situation f...
BARBARA PARKER He said they couldn't play because it would distract the players, ... Distract the players? That's w...
BARBARA PARKER There is nothing beautiful about perfection; those imperfections that you hate so much about yoursel...
PARKER When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist....
TREY PARKER The real business of life is trying to understand each other.
GILBERT PARKER We have a tendency to sugar coat the Civil Rights movement by showing arm in arm and everyone singin...
NATE PARKER You get in before sunrise and you get out after sunset and you go home, eat and collapse. While you&...
PARKER STEVENSON In theory, I stick to how I could eat if I lived a thousand years ago. I take processed foods off th...
PARKER YOUNG I go to this gym in Hollywood: it's a Cross Fit gym. It's basically just a really high inten...
PARKER YOUNG I actually was the captain of the football team. I went to Catalina Foothills High School, and I pla...
PARKER YOUNG Dinner for me is usually some version of chicken or fish - I love salmon - with grilled vegetables a...
PARKER YOUNG I've dated girls that aren't, this is gonna sound so horrible, that aren't super smart, ...
PARKER YOUNG I'd love to go back to school for philosophy. I love philosophy, so I'm always reading philo...
PARKER YOUNG I read somewhere that abs are made in the kitchen, and I'd like to agree. I like to think that I...
PARKER YOUNG In 1942, everyone was ready to go and fight for the good guys. It was so simple.
PARKER STEVENSON If it seems like you're doing work when you're acting, then you're doing something wrong...
PARKER STEVENSON I'm more interested in where I'll be in five or 10 years than where I am now.
PARKER STEVENSON I was the last one to screen test for The Hardy Boys. I'd like to play that's not as clean-c...
PARKER STEVENSON I used to a lot. I used to go dancing.
PARKER STEVENSON I still think of myself really as a New Yorker.
PARKER STEVENSON I remember the day I found out my draft status. I was really floored and kind of staggered around in...
PARKER STEVENSON I like people who are enthused about things they do, like travel, sports, work. I like being with pe...
PARKER STEVENSON I do interviews because it's a chance to be myself. I sometimes wonder what I could have to say ...
PARKER STEVENSON Good work is good work wherever it's done, in a play, a motion picture or television, and that i...
PARKER STEVENSON During the time I was on The Hardy Boys, I was also watching other people's careers. I thought t...
PARKER STEVENSON The Hardy Boys burned me out. I was recharging my batteries. It was time to return to work, but it w...
PARKER STEVENSON I almost rented a house by an architect named Schindler, but I couldn't afford it. It was a jewe...
PARKER STEVENSON What I do is not some magical, mystical thing. I simply get up in the morning, get to work on time, ...
PARKER STEVENSON The first two pictures I did, I played a young student in prep school. When I did Lifeguard, everyon...
PARKER STEVENSON I wanted my children to have the same exposure to the water I had. My strongest memories of Northeas...
PARKER STEVENSON My interest in architecture has always been sculptural. Most of my photography is of architecture.
PARKER STEVENSON I think the reaction to a World War II situation would be the same today as it was in 1942. Initiall...
PARKER STEVENSON California lacks a lot of the rules and restrictions the East has. Every house is a different style,...
PARKER STEVENSON If I have a Sunday free, I'll go up the coast and spend some time on the beach. I scuba dive and...
PARKER STEVENSON I'm going to go away on vacation, I'm going to try to get away from the phone, away from scr...
PARKER STEVENSON I made a classic mistake. I held out for something better.
PARKER STEVENSON I looked along the San Juan Islands and the coast of California, but I couldn't find the palette...
PARKER STEVENSON I really like this trend of songwriting that is honest and intelligent and serious and longing.
PARKER POSEY As an artist, you're always going to be yearning and wanting and never satisfied. I never feel l...
PARKER POSEY Hey, the TV was my friend. As a child, I always said, 'I want to live in there someday.'
PARKER POSEY I love bayou life.
PARKER POSEY I like soap opera acting. If it's done really well, there's nothing better. It's old sch...
PARKER POSEY I'm glad I'm Southern. I'm the Southerner who's very Southern in that she left to mo...
PARKER POSEY Louis C.K. was able to make it happen. His producers don't bug him. He's able to go into his...
PARKER POSEY They love putting me in the 'indie queen' box. I had some high standards in my 20s that I do...
PARKER POSEY I like finding things in locations where I've worked and things from down South and things from ...
PARKER POSEY You know, it's a really adult thing, for some people, to choose to not be with the one that you ...
PARKER POSEY I have a twin brother, so I was around guys like a sister. It was comfortable to me.
PARKER POSEY The sound of a golf game is very different than the sound of a football game.
PARKER POSEY It sounds so dramatic, but I'll say it: Hollywood just doesn't know what to do with me. And ...
PARKER POSEY The five patients in 'Rethinking Cancer' share with us the path of their recovery: the coura...
PARKER POSEY I really liked playing a vampire. Their hunger is insatiable. Even when they eat someone, it's n...
PARKER POSEY I'm kind of a robot in a way. Or a Tron.
PARKER POSEY I'm a good girl, you know? But I'm from the South, and there are some powerful women down th...
PARKER POSEY I wouldn't say I was a queen. Maybe a little elf.
PARKER POSEY I care about being creative and expressing myself.
PARKER POSEY What's the difference between a personality disorder and a personality? You know? That's wha...
PARKER POSEY I traveled to Morocco once, and I only saw one television when I was there, but I did go into this d...
PARKER POSEY I can do comedy, so people want me to do that, but the other side of comedy is depression. Deep, dee...
PARKER POSEY There are all these scripts where the women, if they're working, are prostitutes and lawyers wit...
PARKER POSEY They're like a weird couple. If you were to personify the artichoke and the oyster, they would h...
PARKER POSEY I like sitting close to windows.
PARKER POSEY Whatever America's founders believed about Christianity - and they believed a wide range of thin...
PARKER PALMER Proposing inner-life solutions to our political and economic catastrophes is something done, say the...
PARKER PALMER There are a million 'oughts' in the world. There's a million ways in which I ought to be...
PARKER PALMER Whether we're Democrats or Republicans or independents, we have to learn to hang together or we&...
PARKER PALMER We have been deformed by educational and religious institutions that treat us as members of an audie...
PARKER PALMER What passes for political realism may make for lively academic debates. But it often functions, iron...
PARKER PALMER As a Christian, I'm passionately opposed to American pretensions that we have special standing w...
PARKER PALMER Movements begin when oppressed people make - and keep remaking - a deeply inward decision to stop co...
PARKER PALMER Inner-life questions are the kind everyone asks, with or without benefit of God-talk: 'Does my l...
PARKER PALMER Fascist movements kill off their critics, literally or metaphorically, while democratic movements va...
PARKER PALMER We are a profoundly interconnected species, as the global economic and ecological crises reveal in v...
PARKER PALMER Even when life challenges us, it's a gift beyond all measure.
PARKER PALMER Political civility is not about being polite to each other. It's about reclaiming the power of &...
PARKER PALMER I think the pursuit of happiness is the pursuit of reality because illusion never leaves us ultimate...
PARKER PALMER I've always loved performing and, especially, love for the people. That's what keeps me goin...
MACEO PARKER People have different takes on clothes and what to wear and colors and all that stuff, so why make a...
MACEO PARKER Me and my brothers started a musical group early on, and we were playing in places where we really w...
MACEO PARKER When I grew up, the thing boys would do during the summer is work tobacco because it was a cheap pro...
MACEO PARKER I'm really at ease in being me and going all around the world playing music. But I do get a lift...
MACEO PARKER I was a piano player. I love piano playing. I just love all music.
MACEO PARKER You have to love what you do. And in order to do that, you have to search your soul to find out what...
MACEO PARKER Period recreation is very difficult unless you make a black-and-white movie.
ALAN PARKER It is not the broken heart that kills, but broken pride, monseigneur.
GILBERT PARKER They teach you there's a boundary line to music. But, man, there's no boundary line to art.
CHARLIE PARKER Music is your own experience, your own thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't...
CHARLIE PARKER That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it...
DOROTHY PARKER What we do want to see is reforms that are going to have a permanent effect on the budget deficit.
ED PARKER My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut.
TREY PARKER When I was a kid in the mid-'60s, I was what's known as a moddie boy, a prototype skinhead. ...
GRAHAM PARKER When you were a teenager in Colorado, the way to be a punk rocker was to rip on Reagan and Bush and ...
TREY PARKER This sale brings the excellent partnership that we have enjoyed with Marriott International to a clo...
ALAN PARKER I hope it goes through.
ALAN PARKER We're the demonstration project for the state, so everybody's looking at us.
ALAN PARKER I tell my son to avoid that area, because it is extremely dangerous.
ALAN PARKER People should focus their energy on developing a taste for dark chocolate, because its high cocoa co...
ALAN PARKER And this film was not meant to be a political diatribe. Hopefully it's balanced, for people to make ...
ALAN PARKER It's probably the hardest thing I've ever had to do, ... just being away from my kids and my family....
ALAN PARKER Thank God that he brings all the troops and my son home safely. Thank God,
ALAN PARKER Well, if you ask any filmmaker how they got into it, everyone came a different route. I've never act...
ALAN PARKER Rain is also very difficult to film, particularly in Ireland because it's quite fine, so fine that t...
ALAN PARKER You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think.
DOROTHY PARKER Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of...
CHARLIE PARKER Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.
DOROTHY PARKER Stand your ground. Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here.
JOHN PARKER I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
DOROTHY PARKER The friends I made have slipped and strayed.
And who's the one that cares
A trifling lot and...
DOROTHY PARKER Work is the province of cattle.
DOROTHY PARKER The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice.
THEODORE PARKER Once when I was young and true,
Someone left me sad-
Broke my brittle heart in two;
And ...
DOROTHY PARKER Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch is, and it darts a...
DOROTHY PARKER If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the best you can do, and it'...
DOROTHY PARKER This book is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great force.
DOROTHY PARKER Politics is the science of urgencies.
THEODORE PARKER Oh, it is sure as it is sad
That any lad is every lad,
And what's a girl, to dare implore DOROTHY PARKER I never see the prettiest thing -
A cherry bough gone white with Spring -
But what I think, Ho...
DOROTHY PARKER I know Penny Toler and coach Ross have worked hard to put together a strong team this year, and I am...
CANDACE PARKER I'm very stubborn. I feel like I'm going to play this season.
CANDACE PARKER On my best days, such as when I was a junior in high school coming off a 42-point performance and ne...
CANDACE PARKER Male athletes don't get dropped when they father kids.
CANDACE PARKER My dad was my first coach and drove me extremely hard from a very young age.
CANDACE PARKER You want your coach's blessing.
CANDACE PARKER It will be exciting to have my child share my career and to remember what I was like when I was youn...
CANDACE PARKER I think it's great that young girls have the WNBA to look up to now.
CANDACE PARKER What's so special about this team is that we all have the same mentality, this sort of, 'We&...
CANDACE PARKER From my first dunk at 14 years old to my second NCAA Championship at the University of Tennessee, my...
CANDACE PARKER I wouldn't mind being the female MJ. I want to have major crossover appeal.
CANDACE PARKER My baby is the joy in my life.
CANDACE PARKER The Sparks have always been committed to success and making the right moves to build upon their rich...
CANDACE PARKER For me, family has always come first.
CANDACE PARKER I don't think I would take the game with the same mentality that I do now if I hadn't been i...
CANDACE PARKER I look at it this way: the WNBA is 13 years young. I think eventually women will get to that point, ...
CANDACE PARKER My whole career has been trying to please people in basketball. Now it's time to please myself.
CANDACE PARKER You're measured by championships no matter what.
CANDACE PARKER So you have to take the good with the bad.
CANDACE PARKER Today I know that there is still work to be done, but along the way my I am achieving my dreams.
CANDACE PARKER The best way to keep children at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere and let the air out ...
DOROTHY PARKER Music is your own experience, your own thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come ou...
CHARLIE PARKER Kids who commit serious crimes shouldn't go scot-free. But if they are too young to vote or buy ciga...
ALISON PARKER Frankly, from a human rights perspective, that raises concerns,
ALISON PARKER We're asking for a recognition that these are child offenders and they should have access to parole ...
ALISON PARKER For example, Georgia rarely sentences children to life without parole, but it has youth crimes rates...
ALISON PARKER This would bring us in line with the rest of the world and make the US act in accordance with human-...
ALISON PARKER [Human rights advocates say that the use of juvenile life without parole, or LWOP, is by one measure...
ALISON PARKER The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out o...
DOROTHY PARKER If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
DOROTHY PARKER Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
DOROTHY PARKER By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing.
And he vows his passion is,
...
DOROTHY PARKER Oh seek, my love, your newer way;
I'll not be left in sorrow.
So long as I have yesterday DOROTHY PARKER If I didn't care for fun and such,
I'd probably amount to much.
But I shall stay the way I...
DOROTHY PARKER She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
DOROTHY PARKER If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
DOROTHY PARKER That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.
DOROTHY PARKER Inventory:
"Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend...
DOROTHY PARKER If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do the...
DOROTHY PARKER There's little in taking or giving
There's little in water or wine
This living, this livin...
DOROTHY PARKER Where's the man that could ease a heart like a satin gown?
DOROTHY PARKER In youth, it was a way I had,
To do my best to please.
And change, with every passing lad<...
DOROTHY PARKER I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
DOROTHY PARKER Some men break your heart in two,
Some men fawn and flatter,
Some men never look at you; DOROTHY PARKER As society advances the standard of poverty rises.
THEODORE PARKER All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were a...
DOROTHY PARKER Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
DOROTHY PARKER There's a helluva distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply...
DOROTHY PARKER Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a poi...
DOROTHY PARKER I never thought that heav'n would lose its blue
And sullen storm-clouds mask the gentle sky; DOROTHY PARKER All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn't si...
DOROTHY PARKER I shall stay the way I am because I do not give a damn.
DOROTHY PARKER They sicken at the calm that know the storm.
DOROTHY PARKER They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm.
DOROTHY PARKER Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
DOROTHY PARKER Only Christ could have conceived Christ.
JOSEPH PARKER He'd have given me rolling lands,
Houses of marble, and billowing farms,
Pearls, to trickle ...
DOROTHY PARKER Why is it no one ever sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my ...
DOROTHY PARKER Let others laugh when you sacrifice desire to duty, if they will. You have time and eternity to rejo...
THEODORE PARKER Let us do our duty, in our shop in our kitchen, in the market, the street, the office, the school, t...
THEODORE PARKER By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infi...
DOROTHY PARKER Out in Hollywood, where the streets are paved with Goldwyn, the word
DOROTHY PARKER They laid their hands upon my head,
They stroked my cheek and brow;
And time could heal a hu...
DOROTHY PARKER Wealth and want equally harden the human heart, like frost and fire both are alien to human flesh.
THEODORE PARKER Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
DOROTHY PARKER Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.
DOROTHY PARKER I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back ...
DOROTHY PARKER Gratitude -- the meanest and most sniveling attribute in the world.
DOROTHY PARKER I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.
DOROTHY PARKER Where's the man could ease a heart, like a satin gown?
DOROTHY PARKER Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
DOROTHY PARKER Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
Four be the th...
DOROTHY PARKER It is very sad for a man to make himself servant to a single thing; his manhood all taken out of him...
THEODORE PARKER I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four...
DOROTHY PARKER Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.
DOROTHY PARKER Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, love the reeling midnight through, for tomorrow we shall die! (B...
DOROTHY PARKER It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
DOROTHY PARKER He Robert Benchley and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.
DOROTHY PARKER And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned; The calmer, I, to see it tru...
DOROTHY PARKER Every year, back come Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground al...
DOROTHY PARKER