I've never looked forward to a birthday like I'm looking forward to my new daughter's birthday, because two days after that is when I can apply for reinstatement.

I've got a 15-year old son and a 10-year old daughter, and if they were going to do one of the following things: be an alcoholic; be a drug offender; beat their wife or husband; or gamble. I hope they would gamble.

In the old days, you know, they didn't have batting cages. And in most ball parks, they only had one runway to the dugout.

You can't look back; you have to keep looking forward.

You need to keep looking forward; don't ever look back.

I'm looking forward to spending five days (at Penn State).