I've never heard of anybody smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What's wrong with that?

I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.

If you love somebody let them know every day.

For our anniversary, I had a certificate drawn up that states I can never leave Angelina for eternity. It has the seal of the great state of Louisiana on it. I signed it in my own blood with a paintbrush.

I believe in running through the rain and crashing into the person you love and having your lips bleed on each other.

I don't have a fear of flying; I have a fear of crashing.