I've never felt erotica was a 'niche market'.
50 years ago, Earth's population was 3 billion. Now it's 7 billion. That tells me a lot of people are interested in sex...

Right, times up,” Annie declared as she not so graciously stood from the table. “On to Hot Steppers, where naked men are waiting to grind upon thy lap. Come along my trusty wenches!

I like being an exhibitionist with you. Besides, you can't say we don't have the climate for it.”
“I don't know, I'd say there's the potential for sunburn in truly terrible places.”
“This is true,” Jay said gravely. “In all cases of uncontrollable lust, safety first. Seek shade, apply sunscreen, and only then can you fornicate wildly.

Sometimes you know you've got a chance with a girl because she wants to fight with you. If the world wasn't so messed up, it wouldn't be like that. If the world was normal, a girl being nice to you would be a good sign, but in the real world, it isn't.

The course of true love never die run smooth

You realise you’re going to owe me dinner after this, right?”
“How does McDonald’s sound?”
“Inadequate.