I've masturbated like 5 times in the last 24 hours... it hurts... it's going to fall off.


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KING TUFF
Peace can happen in 24 hours....just like war can happen in 24 hours.
SARI NUSSEIBEH
We try to replace them within 24 hours. We don't want anyone to fall in.
BRITT DREWES
The last 24 hours status quo remains.
ANUPAM VERMA
The last 24 hours status quo remains.
DR ANUPAM VERMA
We got careless in the fourth quarter. I think with what the girls had to go through the last 24 hou...
GARY BRUNNER
Judging by my degradation in the last 24 hours, I'll be surprised if I make it to Tuesday.
ARON RALSTON
has been beaten and battered the last 24 hours.
BOB RILEY
It's gone from being a bland primary to really heating up in the last 24 hours.
DAVE WOODARD
The specific problem that I have experienced is loss of connectivity for long periods, ... I have be...
BRIAN SULLIVAN
It is only 48 hours since (Stevens) played, and 24 hours for the Wasps boys. We've got to see how th...
ANDY ROBINSON
We've received, over the last 24 hours, nothing less than a bomb.
JAMES BAILEY
He is still very critical. There has been no change in his condition in the last 24 hours.
ANUPAM VERMA
He is still very critical. There has been no change in his condition in the last 24 hours.
DR ANUPAM VERMA
That means spilling water over the dams from spring until fall, 24 hours a day, as opposed to using ...
SCOTT BOSSE
We just can't get comfortable with the stability of the situation for this particular opportunity. S...
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TRAVIS BARKER
Allowing gambling 24 hours a day in Delaware is not going to stop anyone from going to Harrah's in C...
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This was the only hurricane where we had less than 24 hours notice it was going to hit,
ELIZABETH LEWIS
He didn't have an 'off' button. I'll never know how he did in 24 hours what he did.
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It's tabloid. It's 24/7 news - people get in the middle of a news cycle for 24 hours off of ...
KAREN HANDEL
It's better and easier on the transmitter to be on the air 24 hours a day rather than shutting it do...
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We reserve the right to make fun of every single person on planet Earth.
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Take care of your colon and your colon will take care of you.
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Screw the people that don't understand.
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If I were a girl, every time I went to the gynechologist, I'd fake an orgasm.
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I think we need therapy.
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I know I've got a disgusting body, but I think it's funny, so I'm gonna make people laugh at it.
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Some people think we're idiots or perverts. Don't argue people, we are both.
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There's too many rad things to stick in your butt besides a living animal.
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We pull off looking stupid very well. We can do that without even trying.
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Now that we are married we get laid alot more.
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182 has no significance, we just pulled it out of our ass.
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My name's Mark, I ride a scooter. I'm badass.
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What's my age again?
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I have no idea why people like our band. Maybe bad taste is in.
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I spy on my dad when he's taking a shower just like everybody else.
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I'm not afraid of bees....AH! BEE!!!
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I still can't believe I get payed for this
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I laughed the loudest who'd have known?
I trace the cord back ...
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I was always a loner.
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If young love is just a game then i must have missed the kickoff
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Please stop undressing me with your eyes while I sit here.
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Yeah, don't eat dog semen. I hear it's the #1 cause of bad breath.
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the past is only the future with the lights on.
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I bounce off four walls, 24 hours a day, seven days a week, because I only sleep those four hours a ...
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We did not see a widespread or fast spread of this in the first 24 hours. Over the last 24 hours, we...
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The same ocean of love became the ocean of sorrow in which I drowned... -Anshika
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I love my destruction. Cause I still love the cause of my destruction -Anshika
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Its like I'm a broken mirror.. Don't try to pick my shattered pieces or you will hurt yourself .... ...
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The story was so broken that no one could ever find the missing pieces.... -Anshika
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Live in the future, today is just 24 hours
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We usually average 80 to 90 patients in 24 hours.
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