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Like anybody, I would like to live a long life. Longevity has its place. But Im not concerned about ... 
The way we're going, ... if I called up another pitcher, he'd just hang up the phone on me. 
If your library is not 'unsafe,' it probably isn't doing its job. 
I never think that there's something I can't do, whether it's beating my opponent one on one or prac... 
I've read that Steven Wright's style was born out of genuine nervousness. 
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. —STEVEN WRIGHT 
At its best, entertainment is going to be a subjective thing that can't win for everyone, while ... 
All my good friends are actors, really. It's different when you have a family, but they're s... 
Sit back, enjoy the ride and hang out with me for a little while. ( sorry, cheesy driving metaphor!) 
Being with him did strange, twisty things to my insides. My dragon instincts did not approve; they s... 
My panties were still on but he didn’t let that stop him, nosing them out of the way and tonguing ... 
I sat down and tried to write a story.
Ive never known a person to live to one hundred and be remarkable for anything else. 
Ive created a new drink! I'm calling it the Piñata Colada! Its sweet and tasty, but when you wake u... 
I think what makes our marriage work amid all the glare is that my husband is my best friend. He ins... 
A psychologist would probably diagnose insanity for a nation that spends more on its military than t... 
Finn Jones, me and him hang out a lot. 
The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I alwa... 
The game has kept faith with the public, maintaining its old admission price for nearly thirty years... 
My dog was with me all the time. I talked to my dog. She was my best buddy. I shared all my secrets ... 
My brother's death: wise, good, serious, he fell ill while still a young man, suffered for more than... 
Ian Wright is a legend, so to beat the record would be amazing. But I don't want to speak too soon b... 
I want to hang out with my friends. I want to hang out with my family - well, I sometimes want to ha... 
It’s an ill bird that fouls its own nest. -mid 13th 
If we really think about it, God exists for any single individual who puts his trust in Him, not for... 
People are always relying on another, i always feel more comfortable alone. Art knows my pain, its n... 
Your company's most valuable asset is how it is known to its customers. 
But man has still another powerful resource: natural science with its strictly objective methods. 
Beating Meyers always makes the Heights happy. We decided our best bet was to play a full court game... 
The moment an ill can be patiently handled, it is disarmed of its poison, though not of its pain. 
When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching... 
I have an existential map; it has you are here written all over it. 
Two babies were born on the same day at the same hospital. They lay there and looked at each other. ...