I've just found out there are pages on the internet dedicated to whether I'm gay or not.

The Lord is my Shepherd and he knows I'm gay.

There are about 300 million computers on the Internet (but) the number of NT installations on desktops is relatively miniscule,

Oh dear God, all these effeminate gay men are going to embarrass us!

Many a dangerous temptation comes to us in gay, fine colours, that are but skin-deep.

The Lord is my Shepherd and he knows I'm gay.