[...} What did I tell you about wandering off? Why don't you ever do anything I say? If I didn't know any better, I would swear that you feel a compulsion to disobey authoriy figures."
"That can't be what it is," she said.
"Well, that's what it seems like."
"But I don't view you as an authority figure."
"Oh, not this again.
— Derek Landy
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