I've greased my hair and I'm a little f*****g poet tonight, alright. I'm the little dark poet, that's who I am.

I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.

No one knows me with dark hair.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair.

When I had dark hair I definitely felt that I was more anonymous.