I've gotten tickets. That's the funny thing. I've gotten one even when I had a badge and ticket book displayed on my dashboard. If I can get tickets, they can too.

All you have to do is follow the rules. If you follow the rules, you won't get a ticket. That's all you have to do and you won't have problems with us. I don't want to be your enemy.

People despise us. The police don't like us because they get tickets. The store people feel the same way. They get mad when you give them a ticket but they overlook all the times you haven't.

If you want the honey, you gotta work the hive.

If politicians had to live by the rules they make, there would be different rules.

Karma...you know she's coming you just don't know when or what she's bringing