I've been standing, tippy- toe, waiting to be kissed (by the Republican Party), and no one has come forward.

If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves

My pappy told me never to bet my bladder against a brewery or get into an argument with people who buy ink by the barrel.

The only way to convert the heathen is to travel into the jungle.

The Republican Party is not inclusive.

The Republican Party is too fixated on this fiction of electability.