I've been put off after seeing him wearing a bright pink fluorescent shirt with that afro.

Can I be blunt?

I was nearly in the Fat Joe and Nelly video but I refused to wear a bikini. Nelly was cool though - apparently he's been a fan of ours for a long time.

I would like to see the Pope wearing my T-shirt.

I just couldn't lose to a bloke wearing a shirt like that.

That's like wearing a Bud Light shirt to a DUI trial,