I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single…."

A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single…."

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.