I've been embarrassing myself since about birth.

Do people normally wear boxers under their pyjamas?

It's weird that apples bruise like humans. I'm glad they don't scream when you bite into them.

Just picked up a black pair of scissors thinking they were my glasses.
That definitely would't have enhanced my eyesight.

The band broke up because I couldn't bear Rotten anymore because he was an embarrassment with his silly hats and his, like, shabby, dirty, nasty looking appearance.

Be yourself. Don't worry about what other people are thinking of you, because they're probably feeling the same kind of scared, horrible feelings that everyone does.