It's too early to start relaxing but also no cause yet for panic. We're not hearing from our utility customers that they are going to have a problem meeting customer demand.
Mark Stultz
Related Mitsubishi is known for its excellent customer service, and the MEMOS program continues our commitme... JAMES CHAN We are responding to feedback that we have received from large-enterprise customers. We are continui... SIMON HUGHES One of the things we are hearing from our customers is that [they] want [us] to provide more value i... KANNANKOTE SRIKANTH Customers have started to develop an affinity for these devices, not only for the utility, but also ... MICHAEL GALLELLI Many of our patrons have made The Pier their meeting place for generations, ... It is not uncommon t... MIKE WALSH From our point of view, it's not just recognizing customers that might have a problem with gambling,... ANDY ABBOUD It's definitely not a panic mode. It may seem like a panic mode, but it was only our second preseaso... KYLE BOLLER We are far from perfect but willing to be different. CRAIG GROESCHEL We're now in the middle of a two-year declining trend. That's concerning to us. But not a cause for ... HARRY VOGEL The doctors are not going to let him start early. The problem is raising your arm. JOSEPH VOLPE We don't accept panic buying from our customers. Let's say there's a customer that normally buys one... JEFF MORRIS Auctomatic was a compressed start-up experience, going from start to launch to acquisition in under ... JOHN COLLISON We're not going to hide that PML is a problem with this drug. But we're also not going to hide its s... BURT ADELMAN They do believe that the fire began in an upper story, but it's too early for us to have a cause it'... ELISE ARMACOST The steady demand for our product in the face of fare increases indicates that the market currently ... BILL AYER We have not seen our customers hit the panic button. DON HARRISON We are hearing of people going back to work who were unemployed for awhile and we are seeing (supply... ANDREW GUCCIONE If you can tailor your products to the customers, if you are designing products that customers want ... CHRISTINE WILSON Because this is, at root, a problem of demand outstripping supply, OPEC must respond at its meeting ... GORDON BROWN Because this is, at root, a problem of demand outstripping supply, OPEC must respond at its meeting ... GORDON BROWN People should contact us if they have a problem and let us know what their situation is. Our custome... BILL SWANK From an existing customer perspective, we're trying to retain them, and for the folks who are not cu... CAROLYN CLANCY You are guessing a little bit, but you are taking into account how many customers there are, how fas... GREG VOGEL The point is those critics say that if you sign with a baby they won't learn to talk. But it's not g... LINDA HURWITZ Increasingly, we are seeing demand from our customers to offer a complete, integrated solution for b... AMAR HANSPAL It's definitely not a panic mode. It's only our third preseason game. I think if you start forcing t... KYLE BOLLER The worst situation is a panic situation. There is no reason to panic. There is no transmission from... DR. MARC DANZON We all thought we were going to have just a meeting, but we also knew it was going to be a good day. CORY BOYD Customer demand for Lincoln's midsize luxury sedan has exceeded our expectations. Judging by reactio... AL GIOMBETTI While it's true that there is stronger growth in demand for DVDs, many of our customers have VHS rec... KAREN BURK While it's true that there is stronger growth in demand for DVDs, many of our customers have VHS rec... KAREN BURK The biggest start-up successes - from Henry Ford to Bill Gates to Mark Zuckerberg - were pioneered b... ERIC RIES I knew that (Beal) was going to get hot and start to hit their shots. They are way too good of a sho... ROB BELT Sprint continues to lead the industry in bringing the best lineup of entertainment and mobile conten... JEFF HALLOCK The role of the
Christian is to let other people know what Jesus has done, not to
think of themselve... LEWIS N. ROE Naturalistic atheism debunks itself. It
has no power to explain even some
of the most basic principl... LEWIS N. ROE It's important to understand that if
someone calls themselves a Christian, it does not automatically... LEWIS N. ROE Customer-based measures are important, but they must be translated into measures of what the company... DAVID P. NORTON I think [the bird flu] would cause a panic; people would be really freaked out. But I think people a... EDWIN RODRIGUEZ Budget Billing is the easiest, simplest way for customers to better handle their utility bills. They... LEIGH MORRIS Our thoughts are certainly part of us; they come from us, but we are not our thoughts. Have you ever... ELIZABETH THORNTON I think Salesforce, going public very early on before they were profitable, it made a lot of sense f... DAVE GOLDBERG Over the last several weeks, we're seeing a lot less demand. I don't want to cause a panic, but we'r... LEN ROBERTS Thunderbird is not going to waver from its core competency, because we see an increasing market dema... FRANK NEVILLE It's definitely not a panic mode. It may seem like a panic mode, but it was only our second preseaso... KYLE BOLLER It is too early to say what caused the accident. Our investigators are going down there, and will st... LAURA BROWN That's a very critical phase in customer service because you can start to really understand what... SANJAY KUMAR Customers are a great way to finance a business for many reasons. First, customer financing is typic... FRED WILSON It's our goal to be our customers' first choice for home improvement, and we are very pleased that o... JENNIFER SMITH If our suppliers have access to what's moving and what our customers are doing, this is to their adv... CHARLES ANDERSON It's not too early to start thinking that way. ALYN MCCAULEY The new graphic design will present a single KLEENEX(R) Brand image to our customers worldwide, whil... JAN SPENCER We see no cause for panic or hysteria. CHRISTOPH BERGNER I really did not think a thing about playing five black players to start the game -- they were our b... DON HASKINS They have done some fashions that were really too young for that customer. They've gone back to doin... DOROTHY LAKNER This was a case about how Intel used intellectual property from its customers. It makes for a toughe... DAVID POWERS Any dispassionate observer would recognize that on Day One, a start-up has no customers, and unless ... STEVE BLANK We were doomed from the start. A lost cause. A losing battle. And yet, in that narrow instant, I did... JULIE JOHNSON We have frequently gone into denial when faced with unpleasant, unpalatable facts and now we are hea... DESMOND TUTU We decide on what items to replace based on the demand and popularity of the item and also if it is ... DEB BEISELL We are continually looking at ways to help our customers. We know there are many more opportunities ... C.F. LIN Customers appreciate the savings and it gives friends and family a chance to dine out together witho... CLAY DOVER Early indications of consumer demand for the holiday season are not strong at this point, and althou... BRIAN L. HALLA If demand continues to surge along you are going to have high prices. Our forecasts currently assume... BRIAN FISHER They were just sick. Not only was the headstone pushed off its base, but the lantern they were going... SYLVIA MATHEWS It will not be a cause for panic. It will not be a cause for people to stop hunting. It will not be ... ALEX AZAR We're pleased with the outcome of the program. It was our objective from day one to have multiple su... TOM MILLER It's definitely not a panic mode. It may seem like a panic mode, but it was only our second pre-seas... KYLE BOLLER They sat back and started relaxing a little too much. They were a little impatient. ANDREW REDD There's no question that demand for traditional sport utility vehicles has been affected by rising g... STEVE LYONS I'm not seeing anything yet that is easy enough for our customers to use, and we also aren't sure ho... LAUREN CHRISTIANSEN Right away at the meeting they said they appreciated our initiative and were pleased with our submis... KAMREN COLSON Before we offered Canvas collages, the biggest problem our customers had was selecting just one phot... JOE SCHMIDT I'm optimistic that we're not going to fold our tent early. But I've got to tell you also that I'm p... MILT HEFLIN When they tell you not to panic, that when you should start to tun. OLASOT The problem with fascism and communism, however, is not that they are too critical of religion; the ... SAM HARRIS From my perspective, the kind of help that we are going to need to sustain ourselves is not going to... FORREST BELL The atheist might have
no proof for the
supernatural, but they
also have no proof
against it. If we ... LEWIS N. ROE Responsibility for this serious problem ultimately falls on the FAA. The agency has a duty to demand... DAVE SPERO I don't see anything that is going to stop them from that. If they were to say no to me, then they a... BERNARD LAGAT [The phones were slow to catch on, since early models were big, bulky and expensive. But newer 3G pr... MARK SUE They are an agile company, and they have made a decision that they are not going to provide top-notc... AVIVAH LITAN With the price of gasoline so high, everyone is hurting. But within the next 30 days utility costs a... BILL PROUT I suspect that at least for a while people will like what United offers, feeling differentiated from... LOWELL PETERSON By definition, a hearing is an inquiry into many sides of an issue with testimony from various point... FELICITY HUFFMAN Lowe's is committed to recognizing and supporting efforts that help our neighbors and customers. No ... LARRY STONE Right now it's just too early. It's just too early to start thinking about hitting the panic button.... SEAN CASEY We had a high demand from our customers. We realized that we needed a place to be able to sit down. SONNIE BENTLEY We need to have some kind of mechanism in place to assure our customer base that they are not going ... JAY TAYLOR The results are good but the expectations for the bank meeting the return on equity target have been... NICK SLOANE I sat in the last (IIHF) directors' meeting and the words I heard in the last directors' meeting wer... BOB NICHOLSON When a bank calls in a loan, it obviously hurts the customer in question. But it also adversely affe... ERIC MASKIN On its own, a comp-store inventory increase of 2-to-5 percent is no big deal. But when you've got co... BILL DREHER Our incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they gall and pinch us; but if too large, they cause u... JOHN LOCKE No doubt they rose up early to observe
The rite of May; and, hearing our intent,
Came here in ... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE A lot of things were happening with our customers. Our business, performance management, becomes a c... BILL LEAVY We are so proud to be the first water utility in New Jersey to offer our customers this kind of assi... WALTER LYNCH They have 25 million customers, we have 5 million customers. We want to go directly after their cust... ROBERT PRICE The results show that tracking how the utility companies provide customer service and publishing thi... BERYL LYONS Smithfield Foods is proud of John Morrell and its strong focus on meeting customer demand for our pr... LARRY POPE
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