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Related Coaches have started doing things that Lincoln has been doing for years ? taking kids to team camps,... HAYWOOD BOSTON They have scuba camps for older students during the summer, ROBIN RILEY But some things are more important than being happy. Like being free to think for yourself. JON KRAKAUER There's a whole industry of people who work all winter long on people's boats so that they'll be in ... JEFF HOLLAND I dont really think its all that settled yet, ... Weve got a good group of guys, though. Im sure eve... AARON KATZ Don't sell the warmer for an air conditioner just because its summer, for in winter, you will have t... IKECHUKWU IZUAKOR Over our 21-game season we improved five wins over last season and we had chances to win five other ... BRAD GERFEN Universal had all its heavy hitters lined up for summer months. Warner Brothers didn't have anything... GREGG KILDAY She enjoys rain for its wetness, winter for its cold, summer for its heat. She loves rainbows as muc... MORGAN LLYWELYN The boys team has similar depth to the girls team, but the difference is that the girls have a littl... DENNIS DRISCOLL Traveling comes with its positives and its negatives. I think we are more focused when we travel. It... CHARLIE KENDRICK I just didn't start off very well and it was a long day. All day I was grinding, but I stayed as pat... TIGER WOODS I'm really excited for the seniors. This will be their second state tournament in a row and its nice... JACK BAGLEY You have football and basketball season, then tryouts then preparation for (summer) camp. LINDA HAZELTON The number one thing for this basketball team is that we got here. Our seniors went out with 22 wins... MIKE RADER I fell for her in summer, my lovely summer girl, From summer she is made, my lovely summer girl... MAGGIE STIEFVATER They've been very fortunate to win a lot of basketball games here. I'm just extremely happy for them... AL SKINNER The top five girls at the meet are training for the Olympics and its fun to compete against them and... GRETCHEN PLAMONDON For the children who are struggling academically, if we can keep them in school most of the summer, ... KAREN HALVERSON Summer is for surrendering; winter is for wondering. DEBASISH MRIDHA We asked them to take over responsibility for our summer shows. They've taken on responsibilities wh... MARIE DUSINI I talked to them last summer. They were looking forward to the game, of course. It's a homecoming ga... MATT KLEINMANN The thing with Anthony is that he loves to play basketball. Any time the gym's open, he's here. All ... CHAD ANDERSON They've been very fortunate to win a lot of basketball games here. I'm just extremely happy for them... AL SKINNER Adrienne had a great summer playing club ball, she's improved her vertical leap. For that matter, al... ED TOLEDO We're excited. We've got 13 girls and eight are freshmen and sophomores. This is a good experience f... JEFF JONES Time always seems long to the child who is waiting - for Christmas, for next summer, for becoming a ... DAG HAMMARSKJOLD Time always seems long to the child who is waiting - for Christmas, for next summer, for becoming a ... DAG HAMMARSKJOLD We want them to have fun. We have our section leaders hold at least five sectional rehearsals during... PAUL CLARK Western Union is dedicated to serving its customers in the communities where they live and work. As ... CHRISTINA GOLD September tries its best to have us forget summer. BERN WILLIAMS The social sciences were for all those who had not yet decided what to do with their lives, and for ... PETER USTINOV We're important to ESPN. We fill up a lot of space for them in the summer. We're their programming i... BOB DUPUY It's huge. We've got eight games against them and 16 points to play for. Probably the guys who win t... HENRIK ZETTERBERG For anyone training for a fall marathon, whether it be Columbus, Chicago, Detroit ... this is a grea... DOUG GROUT We tried to do a weekly pick-up [game] this summer so that people who weren't playing on a summer le... ALLIE FLYNN The gyms were always filled. LaPorte basketball fans traveled to all of the ball games. BOB WILKINSON Most people spend their whole lives looking for the right job. There are others who never get an opp... ZHANG ZIYI You look at a club like Leigh who have been relegated and have nothing to play for and it's tough fo... IAN MILLWARD We just try to give them all an attacking mentality. That's the whole thing is to play aggressive ba... GEORGE KARL I was sad that summer was over. But I was happy that it was over for my enemies, too. B.J. NOVAK There is no real need for decorations when throwing a barbecue party - let the summer garden, in all... PIPPA MIDDLETON Those who don't pick roses in summer won't pick them in winter either GERMAN PROVERB For five years I've always known there were going to be at least two kids at open gym, two kids at e... MARK VOGT The kids have their school team, and then they have their summer team. They play the league games ha... BRIAN ADAM i'd rather people hate me for who i am then have them like me for who im not KURT COBAIN Summer has set in with its usual severity. SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE I waited all summer to turn pro until after the Walker Cup (two weeks ago). That was my whole goal t... MICHAEL PUTNAM To me, summer has always been about potential. This was especially true when I was in high school. T... SARAH DESSEN We've been waiting 365 days. All the work through the summer and everything. I don't know what to sa... JACQUIE FERNANDES We deem those happy who from the experience of life have learnt to bear its ills without being overc... CARL JUNG We deem those happy who from the experience of life have learnt to bear its ills without being overc... CARL GUSTAV JUNG Reading is a joy for my kids, and to swing in a hammock on a lazy summer day reading a good book jus... MARCIA GAY HARDEN Brian is definitely the leader. He's dedicated himself to being a better basketball player. He works... JOE LAFKO I got a lot better during the summer at the Jr. Olympics. I got to play against girls that were real... JULIE RUGGIERI The girls have all played together so that helps a lot. It makes us stronger as a team. I can tell t... STEPHANIE AQUILA Those of us who lived under communism for most of our lives were looking toward the Western world be... VACLAV KLAUS We have somehow found a way to win most close games. I think that's what we've got to continue to do... HARRY MASCH Entrepreneurship requires flexibility and an open society, and there will always be people who succe... DANIEL A. D'ANIELLO We have a lot of young guys. For us to get all the games at home and get the tournament here, it wou... JOSEPH HARRIS One day this summer I was being pretty hard on the girls about their lack of intensity, and one of o... DOUG BUTLER I'm going to go to some camps this summer, but I just don't know which colleges I'm going to go to f... DEZ BRYANT I have enjoyed coaching these girls the last three years. It has been fun watching them grow as bask... PAUL ALEPRA Like a valet who commits grand theft auto not to go for a joy ride but to open a used car lot, so do... BAUVARD We've worked tremendously hard over the summer ... It's credit to our fitness guys, who have made it... CHRIS PATERSON I'm just so happy for these kids. They have been waiting their whole lives for this moment. BART ROTHENBERGER It's going to be really good. I have gone to their camps the last few years and wanted to play for t... EVAN PRICE Evacuation route: it didn't mean anything all summer until the last couple of weeks now I know its t... KATHY MURRAY Over the summer I had a lot of work with the USA Team and a couple of camps and got a lot of point- ... JUSTIN GRAY It's just a positive atmosphere for girls and boys. They can expect to learn something. It's not an ... ANNA DEFORGE The foliage holds its color all summer - even in heat and drought. NONA KOIVULA I've got five grandkids. They play baseball, they play football, they play basketball. I go to a... JOHN MADDEN Do what we can, summer will have its flies. RALPH WALDO EMERSON A lot of the girls have gone to other camps this summer, and they have been able to share what they ... BRUCE MYERS We're very happy to be able to open the new bridge in time for the summer travel season. Alleviating... MICHAEL LAPOLLA There are a lot of people that will look this winter for summer 2007. So they can tour the camps dur... LUCY NORVELL Hey, I'm just looking for an excuse to retire so I can play summer league baseball, go coach my ... DOUG FLUTIE We were together almost every day this summer. Between weightlifting and practices and the camps, we... KELSEY ASSARIAN The Lord had given them the day and the Lord had given them the strength. And the day and the streng... LEO TOLSTOY We are experiencing a human catastrophe of immense proportions, ... We pray today for those who have... C. HUGHES There is a sense of urgency for those (seniors), understanding this is their last year and it makes ... GREG VALASKEY He was playing golf with his friends up until last summer. He stopped for the summer because it got ... ELEANOR POPPELL For those who are looking to lead healthier lives there is no better time to make smart dietary choi... LISA DAVIS In the past we will be in games and we have a letdown in an inning, we lose focus or we kick it, and... BRENT HARMON The summer is the best time. You use polarized sunglasses to spot steelhead, and you fish for them. WAYNE ORZEL My work is known by too few people for me to be remembered as a writer - that is, beyond those dedic... JOHN SCOTT In summer, my Sundays are often taken up with cricket. I play with a bunch of other over-competitive... BEN ELLIOT I'm going to work all summer for it. JUSTIN EASH We're much better than we were last year. We have a lot of returnees. This summer the whole team ded... ANTHONY WEST All summer I kept hearing negative talk about him. I think he's staying because this is his passion.... MARK TYNDALE I have five seniors who don't want it to end. They know it's win or go home. Lose, and you hand in y... CURT LLOYD A lot of times I find that people who are blessed with the most talent don't ever develop that attit... TOM BRADY Derek has done a lot of work in the summer and he has attended some camps. He'll be a strength for u... BILL BAUER Mere longevity is a good thing for those who watch Life from the side lines. For those who play the ... HELEN HAYES Mere longevity is a good thing for those who watch Life from the side lines. For those who play the ... GABRIEL HEATTER I have been traveling all over the state for the past six months. I would like to elevate the consci... JAY VAVRICEK This is probably one of those games where I thought less about my numbers and less about my game. It... COURTNEY PARIS The peace we seek to win is not victory over any other people, but the peace that comes with healing... RICHARD M. NIXON We create our own government. We are responsible for its beauty and for its ugliness. We are respons... CHARLIE PIERCE They have lived life. They have experienced joy. They met comfort and they saw deception. Their live... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH
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JOSH BILLINGS There is [sic] two things in life for which we are never fully prepared, and that is--twins. JOSH BILLINGS A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable. JOSH BILLINGS It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge an elephant, but we can't dodge... JOSH BILLINGS Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so. JOSH BILLINGS Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool JOSH BILLINGS Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed JOSH BILLINGS There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly en... JOSH BILLINGS Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once. JOSH BILLINGS Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed. JOSH BILLINGS A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it. JOSH BILLINGS I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I ... JOSH BILLINGS The less we know the more we suspect. JOSH BILLINGS My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnet, the journey of life, is to take their heart in... JOSH BILLINGS The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way. JOSH BILLINGS Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed ... JOSH BILLINGS The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor. JOSH BILLINGS If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy... JOSH BILLINGS Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing until it ge... JOSH BILLINGS Our necessities are few but our wants are endless. JOSH BILLINGS As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. JOSH BILLINGS Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go. JOSH BILLINGS There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva. JOSH GROBAN Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will ... JOSH HARTNETT You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons. JOSH LIEB If you write a post and put it on a blog, that's a historical document. If you change your template,... JOSH GREENBERG Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess. JOSH LIEB It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it. JOSH LIEB Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense. JOSH LIEB Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and peopl... JOSH LIEB