It's real easy to play this tournament scared. You have to fight that away and get back to just taking care of this shot, right here, right now, then go on to the next.
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Related I will love myself despite the ease with which I lean toward the opposite. SHANE L. KOYCZAN So this is going to be drill!? DEYTH BANGER The first and foremost human right or fundamental right is the right to exist. APURVA GAGLANI The market is still waiting for HSBC results, which will have a big impact on the direction of the m... ANDREW TO Property shares had a technical rebound, but interest rate concerns will still affect properties unt... ANDREW TO Bank of China's results were quite good; double-digit growth can be taken as good results for a bank... ANDREW TO The index tried to challenge 18,000 but failed, so that triggered profit taking. Tokyo's slide also ... ANDREW TO Trading seems to be focusing on selective counters because investors are cautious amid interest rate... ANDREW TO We're seeing a minor technical rebound after Wall Street rebounded from two days of losses. The key ... ANDREW TO Some investors have returned to pick up the stock at bargain prices. ANDREW TO I think the take-up for the placement is not too good and other property developers may be discourag... ANDREW TO We are afraid that our freedoms and liberties will be infringed in the future. ANDREW TO I think there was some minor selling pressure on telecom stocks as the market continued to see a wea... ANDREW TO All right, then, I'll go to hell. MARK TWAIN We grew up learning to cheer on the underdog because we see ourselves in them. SHANE L. KOYCZAN Sometimes becoming drug free has less to do with addiction and more to do with sanity. SHANE L. KOYCZAN The guard play just killed us in that game. We didn't have this dude right here playing. We just did... DEANTHONY HOLMES SR You don't know what the future holds. I'm taking care of school right now and taking care of everyth... BERNARD ROBERT To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world... GARY F EVANS... We just started to pick up the pieces from this hurricane. The last thing we need right now is anoth... DENNIS LEWIS How should I know?" said Alice, surprised at her own courage. "It's no business of mine." The Q... LEWIS CARROLL All voting is a sort of gaming, like checkers or back gammon, with a slight moral tinge to it, a pla... HENRY DAVID THOREAU They courted the face on the screen, the face of translucence, the face of wax on which men found it... ANAïS NIN If you're going to go to the moon, you don't shoot the rocket right at the moon. You have to... DREW HOUSTON I don't believe he'll start right now, but we have cleared the air extremely well. I like the way he... FERNANDO CLAVIJO Right now, we just enjoy playing. We're just going to go on to the next game and we're going to try ... BILL COWHER You care because God gave you this unusual blessing: a burden to make a difference. CRAIG GROESCHEL I know we an't keep taking these losses like this. We've got to do something right now and get back ... BOBBY HAMILTON All I ever did to that apartment was hang fifty yards of yellow theatrical silk across the bedroom w... JOAN DIDION We can never make proper goodbyes. It was your last ride in a Checker cab and you had no warning. It... COLSON WHITEHEAD Coming near him like a ballet dancer she took a leap towards him, and he, frightened by her vehemenc... ANAïS NIN Right now I'm trying to deal with this. I've got another call down the coast. My crews are taking ca... LARRY HAMILTON I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born. RONALD REAGAN We knew a team like that would come back on you. You have to put them away and not just go on cruise... ALLIE HASTINGS O, the sheer magnificence of words that come together like waves upon a beach, each telling its own ... JOHN M SHEEHAN This is like fighting a bully. When you stand up and fight back like you're not scared, the air goes... HASIM RAHMAN We came into this game feeling like we were the underdog, so we just wanted to play hard the whole t... AMIR ROSS Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose. BALTASAR GRACIáN I'm pleased with being able to fight back and get back in this tournament. DANIEL CHOPRA Friendship is a double-edged sword one side it can be great and true but the other side it spells be... GARY F EVANS... I have to do something real special the next 33 holes to win this golf tournament. Whereas some of t... ROCCO MEDIATE I'm scared of the interviews, ... I'm scared of having to get up onstage again. I'm scared of the cr... LINDA PERRY They fought back right away. When you have a loss like that, you forget the inning and move on to th... BILL BEASLEY We'll be very good next year. This team knows what it takes to get to this point. We should be right... ARRON AFFLALO Dixon Steele: You know, when you first walked into the police station, I said to myself, “There sh... DOROTHY B. HUGHES Any time you get an opportunity to play in the national tournament it's special. This is something y... BUBBA SKELTON Brands will succeed on the Web this holiday season. Companies beginning to get exposure right now wi... ALLEN WEINER I think this is an awesome opportunity for us as athletes to help and give back to the hurricane vic... LISA LESLIE This is not something you just sort of go 'Oh, got carjacked and shot, all right, move on, ... You d... ELIZABETH VARGAS This is not something you just sort of go, 'Oh, got carjacked and shot, all right, move on,' ... You... ELIZABETH VARGAS Too easy to get = Just as easy to forget. MANDY HALE This one hurts a lot, just knowing that we're right there. Back then, we knew that we were still you... CARL HILL If we have to go another four quarters right now, I guarantee this whole team will go out there and ... JAMES HARGRAVE The earth is an arena of champions. We are all champions. We all did overcome millions of potential ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I just can't wait to get my shot. Right now, Sean has the upper edge on all of us and it's our job t... CORY HOLT We want to take this as far as we can. We hope to play three more games. Right now, our goal is to w... JENN DAVIS Now it's our job to put this game behind us and get ready for next week. It was a tough game for us.... EMILY MARTIN I want to get to the moon. I want to go to Mars. DAVID MACKAY We told the kids before the game that they had to answer the bell every week. If you lose one region... COURTNEY MCINNIS We should have put New Mexico away. We should be 4-0 right now. We just need to go back and learn ho... LEON MOORE Easy is right. Begin right, and you will be easy. Continue easy and you are right... The right way t... CHUANG TZU While both these statements refer to eggs, the main difference between these two rather irking state... CHRISTINA ENGELA People want the here and now, rather than the there and after; as most are living in the where and w... ANTHONY LICCIONE I want to love you, I want to trust you, but I'm scared. Will you catch me? Will you always be there... CARMEN You concentrate on the traffic. If you don't, you're going to be right next to the animal. I just go... CHARLES BRANNON We know that this league is always going to be tough. You have to come to play every night, and if y... CURT DEHAAN My life is not mine - it is for my people – the humans – the humans of the thinking society. ABHIJIT NASKAR I used to love listening to Jazzy Jeff. JUICY J want to be more "right" than the person next to you? this is me pointing you in the right direction.... STEVE BULLOCK I'm not afraid of being dead. I'm just afraid of what you might have to go through to get there. PAMELA BONE G-d doesn’t expect you to be perfect, She expects you to be imperfect—and is delighted when you ... CLIFFORD COHEN I get bored real easy. I'm so used to L.A. and the pace that when I go home now I start thinking... MATT KEMP I played the best role in my life. I had a great director. LJUPKA CVETANOVA Death is only a place to rest while we decide where to go next. ANTHONY T. HINCKS You're trying to play your best ball right now as you go into the tournament. I really think we are.... BO OVERTON We'll go back to the moon by not learning anything new. BURT RUTAN We've just have to make sure we get back on transition and stop penetration. Memphis was real encour... JASON FORTE Your ears love to hear, so speak to it SOTONYE ANGA I'm not planning on going this summer. I just don't want to go because somehow I just feel like my l... HANNA SALONEN We haven't played a game yet. It's easy to say that when you haven't played a game, ... Let people s... RICH BROOKS Proponents of this bill are not just chipping away at the right to choose, they are taking a jackham... LOUISE SLAUGHTER One of the great joys of being an actor is you get to go back to school. JOHN BENJAMIN HICKEY I'm planning on coming back and playing this year. I'm not looking to next year right now. I'm looki... DARRENT WILLIAMS Right now we are facing adversity, but we just have to stick together. We have a chance to play in t... BRIAN GREENE To question reason is to trust it. MITCH STOKES Its really exciting just to think about. Were going to have 32 premier programs playing right here, ... ALEX HERNANDEZ Every game is critical right now, because you are playing for your seed in the MAAC Tournament. We s... DIANNE NOLAN If I break my ankle right now, this Olympics wasn't meant to be. RYAN LOCHTE I was proud of the kids. We still got a lot of work to do because we are not taking care of the resp... DAVID HUGHES We only get one chance on this right now. I just want to see it done right the first time, DOUG THOMPSON It's unbelievable. I just tell the kids we may never get back here, so take care of what we have to ... GERVAIS BARGER We have four days of practice and we just have to try to get better in every facet. Right now, I thi... AMY PROCTOR No one else can make you happy, and putting that expectation on the other will doom both of you. You... PENELOPE DOUGLAS We're just happy to be in this position right now and hopefully we can take care of what we need to ... GENE RASMUSSEN Max, as the champion for Libby, is going to fight tooth and nail to get this provision added. But if... BARRETT KAISER The man who was once starved may revenge himself upon the world not by stealing just once, or by ste... ANAïS NIN As you see you can't change what has happen in past if I could I do my best to don't happen in other... DEYTH BANGER I would really like to go back to school. I would love it now. FIONA APPLE Xbox 360 is the only next-gen console right now, and it will be the best game machine for years to c... TAKASHI SENSUI This would be the same as taking away the right to a hearing, or the right to respond to a statement... HORACIO GUTIERREZ
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