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It's not something we've gone out of our way to do this time, but if it can happen, great.


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JOHN CONNOLLY Imprisoned in every fat man a thin man is wildly signaling to be let out.
CYRIL CONNOLLY The Islanders and their owner, Garth Snow, were very generous with me and let me do some cool stuff ...
KEVIN CONNOLLY The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the sam...
BILLY CONNOLLY He's just worked his tail off. He was everywhere tonight.
SEAN CONNOLLY A life based on reason will always require to be balanced by an occasional bout of violent and irrat...
CYRIL CONNOLLY Imagination equals nostalgia for the past, the absent; it is the liquid solution in which art develo...
CYRIL CONNOLLY I went from such a testosterone-driven show to the exact opposite, because 'Friends With Better ...
KEVIN CONNOLLY I've always liked it here. Part of me is Irish. . . . My family comes from the west coast, so whenev...
BILLY CONNOLLY Being shot at for years by men of a particular nationality will tend to impact negatively upon one�...
JOHN CONNOLLY When we have ceased to love the stench of the human animal, either in others or in ourselves, then a...
CYRIL CONNOLLY I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't b...
BILLY CONNOLLY My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
BILLY CONNOLLY The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, w...
BILLY CONNOLLY I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.
BILLY CONNOLLY It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling t...
BILLY CONNOLLY I did host the Jim Rome show with Jerry Ferrara for three hours when he was on vacation. Three hours...
KEVIN CONNOLLY The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever becoming one.”
"Don't vote. I...
BILLY CONNOLLY I feel terrible. I'd like to get out. I'm done with the army. I want to move on. My commitment was u...
JAMES CONNOLLY What we have now is a university town grafted onto a declining industrial city. The standard of livi...
JAMES CONNOLLY I'm proud of where I'm from. I'm proud of Long Island.
KEVIN CONNOLLY I don't understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I'm amazed what people come up wi...
BILLY CONNOLLY It would be well to realize that the talk of ‘humane methods of warfare’, of the ‘rules of civ...
JAMES CONNOLLY I think he'll go very well in rugby, I think he'll be sensational in rugby and he'll have a great fu...
JOHN CONNOLLY If that had occurred in the city of Manchester, or in the city of Normandy when I was chief, it woul...
JOHN CONNOLLY I believe in those whom I love and trust.
JOHN CONNOLLY This life is filled with threats and danger, David. We face those that we have to face, and there wi...
JOHN CONNOLLY