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MANDY HALE Davie County needs to recognize its best chili cooks, and that's what we've started doing.
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No Face... a pe...
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Future cares have future cures,
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GARY F EVANS... Frodo gave a cry, and there he was, fallen upon his knees at the chasm's edge. But Gollum, dancing l...
J.R.R. TOLKIEN In the summer, we make less cream-based soups and less chili.
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MORGAN COLE It was like another finger, just this finger he always kept lit, ... It was always there, it seems; ...
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JANET FITCH Even after the dehadhyas (the belief that 'I am the body') has gone, people will say, "I saw you eat...
DADA BHAGWAN Ingram is always ready. He always brings us extra energy.
JEFF SCOTT The more I see, the less I know, the more I'd like to let it go.
THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS He called out to his fellow monks,'Come quickly I am tasting stars.
JOHN GREEN Chili-dipping is very easy, put it that way.
JESPER PARNEVIK Don't think, Feel, it is like a finger pointing out to the moon, don't concentrate on the finger or ...
BRUCE LEE I really like to do that finger roll.
LEANDRO BARBOSA Words become luminous when the poet's finger has passed over them its phosphorescence
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DAVID NOVAK In the end, you have to write like you're not afraid of the critics.
MAGGIE STIEFVATER In the end, I want to spend my 60s writing bonkbusters like Jilly Cooper.
CAITLIN MORAN Being present is being connected to All Things.
S. KELLEY HARRELL, M. DIV. All the normal people of the ages and generations that contribute to helping and doing their bit for...
GARY F EVANS... Life is the everlasting gobstopper with its complications of the starter being birth, the main cours...
GARY F EVANS... Dive into the river of the present, but don't thrash about, go with the flow.
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J.D. SALINGER It was like someone snapped their finger and the hypnosis was over, and he went back to being Jon Br...
LORENZO ROMAR All the things that are in the past are in the past.
PABLO SANDOVAL What else? She is so beautiful. You don’t get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she is s...
JOHN GREEN What day is it?"
It's today," squeaked Piglet.
My favorite day," said Pooh.
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MAYA ANGELOU Look at everything always as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time: Thus is yo...
BETTY SMITH Pero diré esto: Cuando los científicos del futuro aparezcan en mi casa con ojos robot y me digan q...
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IDA SCOTT TAYLOR MCKINNEY Life is a preparation for the future; and the best preparation for the future is to live as if there...
ALBERT EINSTEIN The only way to survive eternity is to be able to appreciate each moment.
LAUREN KATE Better to play dumb than to go as smartass… after all smartasses get what they deserve in the end....
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ELIZABETH VON ARNIM Live today. Not yesterday. Not tomorrow. Just today. Inhabit your moments. Don't rent them out to to...
JERRY SPINELLI How can something feel so crucial in the moment and then seem completely trivial after the fact?
PAULA STOKES There's no sustenance in the past.
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THICH NHAT HANH To live in the present, you need to act or accept but never stay stuck.
JOHN KUYPERS Wow,” I said. “Are you making this up?”
“Hazel Grace, could I, with my meager intellect...
JOHN GREEN Finally, I decided that the proper strategy was to stare back. Boys do not have a monopoly on the St...
JOHN GREEN We were sitting there on the couch together, and he pushed himself up to go but then fell back down ...
JOHN GREEN So it’s your death suit.”
“Correct. Don’t you have a death outfit?”
“Yeah,”...
JOHN GREEN I spent your Wish on that doucheface,” I said into his chest.
“Hazel Grace. No. I will gran...
JOHN GREEN «Hazel Grace,” he said, my name new and better in his voice. “It has been a real pleasure to ma...
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PHYLLIS DILLER If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
PHYLLIS DILLER Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off.
PHYLLIS DILLER I would not want to be called a feminist. The feminists don't believe in success for women and, ...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY A lot of people don't understand what feminism is. They think it is about advance and success fo...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY American women are so fortunate. When I got married, all I wanted in the world was a dryer so I didn...
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
PHYLLIS DILLER For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.
PHYLLIS BATTELLE Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
PHYLLIS DILLER Neither situations nor people can be altered by the interference of an outsider. If they are to be a...
PHYLLIS BOTTOME What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
PHYLLIS DILLER When blithe to argument I come, Though armed with facts, and merry, May Providence protect me from T...
PHYLLIS MCGINLEY Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
PHYLLIS DILLER The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in p...
PHYLLIS DILLER Sex education classes are like in-home sales parties for abortions.
PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY