It's not a separate species, just a separate color phase within the species.


Jeff Selinger

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Is that why you're crying?"
(...) "It's just hormones," she said. "I didn't want anyone to see....
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¿Acaso no estábamos todos locos cuando dormíamos? ¿Qué era el sueño, al fin y al cabo, sino el...
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Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter
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That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot...
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Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y...
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She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine."
I looked over at my answerin...
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I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai...
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Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.
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After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c...
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But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
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It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
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It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
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Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
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the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
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…a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
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When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
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What a terrible thing life can be.
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It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
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It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
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What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
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And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
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It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
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It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
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Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ...
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I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.
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