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KAUSTUV ROY If epic poetry is a definite species, the sagas do not fall within it.
LASCELLES ABERCROMBIE I think Darwinism as a theory explaining evolution within species is incredibly brilliant - just unb...
BEN STEIN Every species has its pub.
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JOHN KNOWLES Mr. Pombo has spent much of his career criticizing the Endangered Species Act for its failure to get...
BOB IRVIN Separate but equal is not equal, but it sure is separate.
CHRISTINA ENGELA Years later, my wife, Ilusion, woke me up to the realization that you can't just "dump" your whole s...
CESAR MILLAN It is time to effect a revolution in female manners - time to restore to them their lost dignity - a...
MARY WOLLSTONECRAFT Intelligence is the ability of a species to live in harmony with its environment.
PAUL WATSON I am a rare species, not a stereotype.
IVAN E. COYOTE Sin may separate us from God but sin may not separate God from us.
CREZ Pan-Species Communism. It’s an ideology I invented. Or maybe you can call it a faith. Its core bel...
LIU CIXIN These species are not inherently bad. They're just in the wrong place.
DAVID LODGE And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor
EDGAR ALLAN POE Begin at once to live, and count each separate day as a separate life.
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LYNN PALTROW There will be close to 3,000 homes in the neighborhood eventually. It's almost like a separate town ...
DAVID BARRY Clearly, we are a species that is well connected to other species. Whether or not we evolve from the...
GEORGE M. CHURCH To dwellers in a wood, almost every species of tree has its voice as well as its feature.
THOMAS HARDY It feels so separate, like I’ve touched something that’s taken the color out of me. Or maybe I�...
KENDARE BLAKE And there was definitely a need to not separate the kids.
JOE BOWMAN As a threatened species, you can't harm it, harass it or adversely affect its habitat.
JIM NICKLES This just proves the Endangered Species Act works.
LYNDA WHITE Declare Church and State forever separate and distinct, but each free within their proper spheres, a...
ULYSSES S. GRANT Land and water are not really separate things, but they are separate words, and we perceive through ...
DAVID RAINS WALLACE The human species was given dominion over the earth and took the opportunity to exterminate other sp...
JONATHAN FRANZEN As Darwin himself was at pains to point out, natural selection is all about differential survival wi...
RICHARD DAWKINS An unjust law is itself a species of violence. Arrest for its breach is more so.
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DOUG DUNCAN Ninety years after slavery, blacks were still segregated from whites. They still had separate drinki...
BENJAMIN WATSON Women are just planets that attract the wrong species.
JEANETTE WINTERSON You cannot separate passion from pathology any more than you can separate a person's spirit from his...
RICHARD SELZER What we have here is a system of separate colleges, and separate in this case is inherently unequal.
MICHAEL BEALS I describe not men, but manners; not an individual, but a species.
HENRY FIELDING Diversity is a survival factor for the community itself. A community of a hundred million species ca...
DANIEL QUINN No species can survive such a high mortality rate. It is more difficult for an already endangered sp...
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HENRY FUSELI Nature is a collective idea, and, though its essence exist in each individual of the species, can ne...
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TOM FRANCE That is a whole separate strain,
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JOCK STURGES It's not difficult to separate it, ... When I'm here, I'm not worried about anything other than what...
SEAN TAYLOR The committee did not hear any advantage to maintaining a separate FPD&R system.
JEFF FURNISH Men and women belong to different species, and communication between them is a science still in its ...
BILL COSBY Men and women belong to different species, and communication between them is a science still in its...
BILL COSBY The sun and its retinue of planets drift as a group through the vast gulfs of space that separate th...
BARNEY OLIVER The atoll was poorly explored with only about 35 fish species known previously. Including the new sp...
MICHAEL SMITH I am never interested in the individual, but in the human species and its environment.
ANDREAS GURSKY Recovering an endangered species is not easy.
DOUG INKLEY The question is, How do you separate the needy from those who just want a $2,000 handout,
FRANK MURKOWSKI Grief is a species of idleness.
SAMUEL JOHNSON We are a naturally hierarchical species.
OCTAVIA E. BUTLER Invasive species are a nice model.
RICHARD SHINE Eat a wide variety of species.
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DONELLA MEADOWS The Botanical Preserve is a separate 501 C3 organization operated by a separate board of directors u...
RANDAL B. KELL (Nationally), species such as the bald eagle have made a comeback because of targeted efforts. But u...
BRETT ALBANESE These protected areas are not only important for the conservation of species they contain, they also...
THOMAS BREUER The creditors' committee is not Noah's Ark, you don't take two of every species.
JACK BUTLER Hotel rooms inhabit a separate moral universe.
TOM STOPPARD we needed to maintain a separate voice.
BOB PARKER One of the basic steps in saving a threatened species is to learn more about it: its diet, its matin...
DIAN FOSSEY This study shows that just passing the buck to the states isn't likely to solve the endangered speci...
GINETTE HEMLEY There was a separate government established by Poroshenko, ... The two governments could not exist t...
YULIA TYMOSHENKO We've explained that this was two separate news organizations, two separate photographers and two se...
JOANNA STEVENS Separate Lies
JULIAN FELLOWES Let us beware of saying that death is the opposite of life. The living being is only a species of th...
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE The Endangered Species Act has been a dismal failure, and in 25 years the act has yet to bring a sin...
JONATHAN ADLER Worldly life is based on ‘action’ and the spiritual life is based on ‘knowing’. One does the...
DADA BHAGWAN Either a species learns to control its own population, or something like disease, famine, war, will ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK The question that will decide our destiny is not whether we shall expand into space. It is: shall we...
FREEMAN DYSON Separate and Very Unequal
ANDREW CUOMO They don't have any separate harm.
ANTONIN SCALIA Endangered species are our friends.
YAO MING The Endangered Species Act is the strongest and most effective tool we have to repair the environmen...
NORM DICKS The U.S. is not constructing a palatial embassy, by far the largest in the world and virtually a sep...
NOAM CHOMSKY After over three decades of implementation the Endangered Species Act (ESA) has recovered 10 of roug...
TIM BISHOP Biologically the species is the accumulation of the experiments of all its successful individuals si...
H. G. [HERBERT GEORGE] WELLS Biologically the species is the accumulation of the experiments of all its successful individuals si...
H. G. WELLS We are trying to get people to think it's not just the rain forest and endangered species. It is not...
MARGARET THOMAS Race and religion do not separate people; ignorance does.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO One should count each day a separate life.
SENECA This body is separate as a distinct body.
JAY GORE the laughable is a species of what is disgraceful.
ARISTOTLE 'Humanity' is a name not merely for a species but also for a quality.
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LYNETTE MUNDEY For a bird, especially for the more musically inventive, song is the defining characteristic, the pr...
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BILL TURNER Each institution maintains its separate identity, but the partnership in terms of space and library ...
BILL TURNER We were called, male and female, to do great works with separate approaches and separate assignments...
JAMES E. FAUST The presence of anxiety, of a depressive mood or of a conflict within the mind, does not stamp any i...
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JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
JEFF LINDSAY It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
JEFF LINDSAY Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ...
JEFF LINDSAY I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.
JEFF LINDSAY