It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

Frankly, I'm in shock. I just can't believe it...even though I had every reason to expect it.

The nervousness never lasted more than a second because he was so congenial and comfortable. He made more stars on his show, probably, than anybody in the whole history of show business.

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?