It's just like what I told Raff when I went out to talk to him in the ninth. The pressure was on them. We were up three runs - the pressure wasn't on us.
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Related We just told him to focus and to not feel any pressure out there. We said, 'There's no pressure on y... CARTIER MARTIN I think we were very intense and put a lot of ball pressure on them. Coach wanted us to come out and... CARL ELLIOTT We did free runs, nonstop. Just me and him. We just went snowboarding. We just went up, we made turn... BUD KEENE I think a lot of that was just determination. We told them in the locker room before the game that w... STAN CLARK I thought we started to move the ball up the court faster than we had been. I think our size was a d... CHUCK VALLERO We didn't know what to expect and Sonora was knocking down its 3's early and they got out on us. We ... DAMIEN MASON I thought [Friday's semifinal] was the big one for us. After winning that, there was no pressure on ... JEFF PAFUNDA We wanted to come out and press them, put pressure on them and go from there. I was worried they wou... GEORGE FORNEY There were three or four times where they got pressure on us, and our quarterback was looking at the... DON MONTGOMERY When you can score early, it takes away the pressure. We just went up there and got good pitches to ... CRAIG NICHOLSON I think they stepped it up, and we didn't. They were putting high pressure on us, and we were just f... BRIAN GRAHAM We've got to put pressure on them, ... They're still three down. I like our chances. BRIAN GILES Pressure for pressure. That was one of the things we talked about in the locker room. Benet is known... MAUVOLYENE ADAMS I told the kids that we need to start preparing to play in a playoff atmosphere. We have to be able ... DAN FONTAS We felt like the pressure was on them coming over here. We were up for it, and we want to win the di... JOE FILOTEO When they did score the go-ahead goal and went up 2-1, they just came out harder and started putting... GABE GAUTHIER It was a game of runs. It took pressure and ball-handling skills for us to come out on top. We didn'... LUTHER SUGGS When we do our pre-game talk, we talk about certain people not liking pressure. But it seems like no... LISA WILLIS But when we were under pressure we showed character to hold on. In the last 20 minutes some question... TANA UMAGA I had more pressure when I competed in Moscow. I had no pressure in Montreal because I only went to ... NADIA COMANECI It's nerve-racking. We are trying to work on a ninth, and I hope that we can continue the tradition ... CHRIS LIESENDAHL We told the guys coming in that their pressure was going to be the key and fourth quarter their pres... JOHN ARTINGER There definitely was disappointment, we were supposed to have potential like when I was in the ninth... EMMITT RUTKOWSKI There was a lot of pressure on everybody, but really no extra pressure. We just needed to relax and ... A.J. HAWK I think our pressure wore on them. We tried to put pressure on the perimeter and make it tough to ge... DAVE THORSON I thought our defense was the key. We put a lot of pressure on them and had active hands. We were ab... DAVID MACEDO The key to playing a guy like Bradford is putting pressure on him. If you let him sit back there he'... DAN COCANNOUER I didn't think it was that bad. I could still see. I wasn't retreating. I would have stepped it up i... FERNANDO VARGAS I told the girls when we went out there, it was nice to see them in their white uniforms. That was a... KATHY GIBSON It's unbelievable. That was our goal from the start and we came out and accomplished it. I think our... COURTNEY VANDERSLOOT The first half was us putting pressure on them. They were committed on defense, though. In the secon... CHAD ZMOLEK Being the returning state runner-up immediately put a target on Alex. I knew he had pressure on him ... ZACH ERRETT The real tantrums happen less often now. But as he gets older it's getting harder to talk to him abo... MARTIN GREEN They played pressure defense on us. We had some difficulty getting into our offense and taking care ... BRAD FUHRER I think we started wearing them down a bit. We said on the side that our pressure was going to get a... IAN WALE We knew coming in that he was one of their top three players. With him being out, it put a lot of pr... TRAVIS PIETRYKOWSKI We just need to go up there and run the best way we can. I feel like the pressure is not on us. I th... ELLIOTT SADLER When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team's dugo... BOB UECKER This was a big game for us after that loss when we didn't play well. We had a talk before the game a... MALIK ALLEN We just keep on applying pressure no matter how hard they play defense. They were doubling down on m... ANDREW ENGEL I told Gabe if they put pressure on us and we didn't have the time to run what we want to run, then ... DAN STROJAN We handled their pressure really well. We didn't let them go on any big runs and that helped us a gr... MARLEE WEBB I took the challenge against Mike James. I love the challenge. But I knew he was shooting the ball w... DARRELL ARMSTRONG He gave me a lot of confidence. I remember after the sixth game, Whitey Ford beat us and I said to P... JOHNNY PODRES It was big and our pressure, we wanted to really keep our pressure on them, and I thought that reall... DAVE KISER I'm in the middle of the road, it seems vague of unclear way, of where I'm going but no matter what ... HLONIM They stand uncertainly underneath immense skies, and everything about them is drowned. JACK KEROUAC I heard the Denver and Rio Grande locomotives howling off in to the mountains. I wanted to pursue my... JACK KEROUAC I read my copy of On the Road and dug the scenery whizzing past. On the Road is a semi-autobiographi... CORY DOCTOROW It was us not being able to handle their pressure. However you want to describe that, whether it was... MATT PAINTER I don't scout teams, we just executed what we're supposed to be doing. We kept pressure on the ball,... BRIAN JACKSON We just gave up too many points in the first half. The second half we just wanted to come out and pr... RYAN DIX I didn't really feel that was a pressure situation. I just went out and played hard. BARRY CHURCH When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team's ... BOB UECKER We got to take a look at a bunch of kids. Even in the second half there wasn't a whole lot of pressu... HARV BAINTER I didnt like being reminded about how self-absorbed i was. I wanted to be over this, done with this.... DONALD MILLER Coaches always want you to think deep. They expect you to never give up. They have all those expecta... JENNY HAUSER They were putting a lot of pressure on me, so I was just trying to draw fouls. KATASHA BROWN The overall kicking game, kickoffs as well as punting, helped us out tremendously. To pin them back ... BRYAN WAY I saw him on television. I didn't vote for his promises. I just looked at him and saw he was just li... JAFAR SHALDE I felt we could cut down on their passing lanes. We didn't get much pressure on them, but the lineba... WES LITTLEFIELD This game is pretty much what we've been trying to establish all year. We kept the pressure on them ... DON ELLENBERGER Our main talk was about their perimeter guys and keeping pressure out there and guarding the ball sc... JAY HERKELMAN I told him to hit one out, ... I told him to relax, make sure you stay on the ball and track it. He ... CHARLIE MANUEL We knew what we had to do and we just kept going after them. I think we really wore them down and la... TONY HUNT Everybody wants to see a slam dunk now and then. It got us a little riled up and we just turned up t... ANDRE HEARD I think we can beat them. I know that the Czechs decidedly have the most pressure on them ahead of t... AAGE HAREIDE We just wanted to tighten them up. They looked too comfortable in the first half. We just wanted to ... KOBE BRYANT That just can't be an excuse for us. I think we're making some mistakes that we shouldn't make in a ... B.J. BASS We got some pressure on him last game. We didn't get the sacks, but, heck, when you're getting the p... GERARD WARREN I reckon we just got to get a couple of key wickets to add on to the pressure we have them under. KUMAR SANGAKKARA Actually, I think the biggest at-bat of that whole inning was Quintero's. He got the single up the m... ADAM EVERETT Actually, I think the biggest at-bat of that whole inning was Quintero's, ... He got the single up t... ADAM EVERETT We had police there because we were filming in downtown Los Angeles, and at one point I looked over ... REBECCA GERTSMARK Defensively, I thought (Amherst) did great job against us the entire game. We didn't do well in our ... DAVE OLINGER We finally took the lead and then Randy goes out and what do we do? We walk one and we hit one. Righ... CHUCK HARTMAN There were a lot of things going on, ... I wasnt too happy. I wasnt going to play. JASON CAMPBELL I expected (the pressure defense) from the beginning of the game. It's not as if we weren't prepared... LIZ BERNSTEIN [The win] was big. It has been since 2000 that we've gone in there and beat them. We never relaxed. ... JOEL WALTON You look at Beethoven's sketch book and he's working things out, trying this, trying that. Mozart di... GEORGE HANSON He's just a sophomore, and that's a tough situation with the game on the line and all that. But I wa... SAM HOUSTON We changed up our defense more, our ball pressure on the guards was amazing. I think all around, we ... JENNY DEMUTH Oh, (the pressure is) on us, we can't afford to lose again (in the league). (Central is) two games u... DALE CORBETT I wrestled my match. I put him on the defense while I stayed on the offense. I like to keep the pres... BRANDON SITCH When we toured... I was hungry to take out people like Jeff Beck in front of us; Fleetwood Mac, just... PAUL KANTNER When we toured... I was hungry to take out people like Jeff Beck in front of us; Fleetwood Mac, just... PAUL KANTNER Really? He threw four? It's good to hear. I almost never get a chance to see him play. I just catch ... PEYTON MANNING The key was to put pressure on him and be persistent. ANTONIO PIERCE I thought when we went up by three, that would be the turning point, that we were ready to go on a r... JEFF REIS I know so much pressure is on all of us to waste time and to just trivialize it. There is so much pr... SUNDAY ADELAJA We like getting away. There's no pressure for us on the road. CASEY HIGGINS Yesterday, I could feel it in my chest. I had to remind myself to breathe. As I loosened up, the tea... CHARLIE HECK I was just hoping to get out of that inning without having it blow up like it did, ... When you put ... KIP WELLS In the second half, the whole idea was to put pressure on the rookie. We showed him stuff he's proba... MARCUS STROUD I do kind of like being the underdog, it doesn't put as much pressure on me. I feel like I wrestle b... DUSTY MCANICH It was a very poor first half. We were just defending all the time and we were told that we had to p... DIMITRI YACHVILI Pressure is showing on the BMC they want to ban a lot of things and bring down a lot of things. The ... APURVA GAGLANI On the defensive end, they really turned up the pressure on us. CARMELO ANTHONY The pressure isn't on those kids, and that makes a difference. When you've got the pressure of expec... GREG ZIPADELLI Remembering that we lost to Maryland before was pressure on us. CAMILLE LITTLE
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JEFF LINDSAY ¿Acaso no estábamos todos locos cuando dormíamos? ¿Qué era el sueño, al fin y al cabo, sino el... JEFF LINDSAY Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter JEFF LINDSAY That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot... JEFF LINDSAY Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y... JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine." I looked over at my answerin... JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai... JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist. JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c... JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d... JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep... JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve... JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ... JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock... JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark... JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva... JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be. JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good. JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that... 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