It's ironic, sometimes, that a guy steals a pack of gum, and it's going to make the front page. But student-athlete of the year doesn't make a lot of news.

You've just got to go with what's in front of you. That's why you all should turn the page on me. You guys keep bringing back old crap. Just turn the page, move on.

I'm not sure you're going to see many front-line guys with that many steals.

just going down to the corner to get chewing gum.

He was one of the most supremely stupid men I have ever met. He taught me a great deal.

Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh?