It's going to be self-contained, have hot water, the works.

She drank prussic acid without any water,/ And died like a Duke-and-a-Duchess's daughter!

Of course, Ankh-Morpork's citizens had always claimed that the river water was incredibly pure. Any water that had passed through so many kidneys, they reasoned, had to be very pure indeed.

It's vital to remember who you really are. It's very important. It isn't a good idea to rely on other people or things to do it for you, you see. They always get it wrong.

I am who I am; no more, no less.

Are you a hero, actually?”
“Um, no. Not as such. Not at all, really. Even less than that, in fact.