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It's been described by the Coast Guard as Jell-O. As it gets colder, it'll want to stiffen up.


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This is too much reality for a Friday.
AS GOOD AS IT GETS The Coast Guard has long been known as the armed service that gets more done for less.
HOWARD COBLE Have some Jell-O
MARSHA FORCHUK SKRYPUCH Getting a handle on this budget is as hard and elusive as nailing Jell-o to a tree.
JUDY COX I didn't like it because Jell-O is soft to me. But I think they can call him 'Jell-O' now. I call hi...
BOBBY MARTIN Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously hasn't tried nailing Jell-O to a tree.
JOHN CANDY The right whale needs immediate help to survive, and the Coast Guard can be the species' savior. Tax...
KYLA BENNETT He's on Jell-O right now.
DR. WIJI RATNATHICAM Fame was not at all what it was cracked up to be, as far as I was concerned.
DAVE MADDEN I love jell-o. I love the way it comes in rainbow colours, wiggles and jiggles and looks like brains...
MEGAN MCDONALD The butter from Dorothy's' crumpet
Dripped into the bell of her trumpet.

Sweet young...
ANGELICA BANKS The Coast Guard wants to make its workforce reflective of the population of the United States,
JAMES NICHOLSON As long as Rupert Murdoch has owned it, the 'New York Post' has been defined by its shameles...
ALEX PAREENE Metaphorically these essays move as a quiet but observant coast-guard cutter among the rocks and isl...
DAVID MCCORD Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-o to a tree
ERNEST HEMINGWAY Nothing is ever as good or as bad as it appears to be.
JEFFREY FRY If you put a pop can in the freezer, it will expand and blow up. It's the same principle as undergro...
DAVE ZAGORAC Eventually, the waves get big enough and the Jell-O fails.
JIM HOOPER It's our fellow Alabamians as well as people throughout the Gulf Coast. You want to be there for the...
RANDY OWEN The Coast Guard watched him do it.
JASON BRADLEY Hemingway described literary New York as a bottle full of tapeworms trying to feed on each other
JOHN UPDIKE Water keepers patrol local waterways and prosecute polluters. Essentially, they act as the community...
ROBERT KENNEDY, JR. My legs felt like Jell-o out there. I did not wrestle well at all. I just had to wake up.
JEFF SOLOMON Mark was trusted by Labor as a thinker, as a formidable parliamentarian, as a moving advocate of Lab...
JULIA GILLARD Death is not scary enough and not so sweet life of the human foot leaves gentility.
IMAM ALI (AS) To guard and to deal with others' goods as one's own is considered as the mark of proper tra...
THIRUVALLUVAR Eagles prefer colder temperatures. So do the cows. When it gets colder it will force more eagles dow...
JAMES SETTELMEYER One of the architects described it as a warehouse for books. It outlived its life span.
GILBERT TREMBLAY As far as my journal, I want to share tour life with my fans.
NATALIE GULBIS As far as my notoriety or whatever, I haven't been the star of a hit film.
ALESSANDRO NIVOLA That's our theory. We've asked the Coast Guard to verify it,
BOB DICKINSON You don' know how bizarre it is to see Goyle thinking.
J.K. ROWLING I have seldom been described as shy.
NICHOLAS SPARKS I couldn't adjust to the racism in Florida. It was so blatant... I had never been so described a...
SIDNEY POITIER I like this place and could willingly waste my time in it.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE People see what they want to see
SUSAN BETH PFEFFER They have been sighted quite a bit this season off the coast by people on the beach as well as on th...
JOAN BARNS Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I do not go outdoors... As far as I'm concerned, the whole point of living in New York City is i...
DAVID RAKOFF [Speaking from Mobile, Alabama, he said,] Its as if the entire Gulf Coast were obliterated by the wo...
GEORGE BUSH And if you can’t shape your life the way you want, at least try as much as you can not to degrade ...
CONSTANTINOS P. CAVAFIS I'm here for the long haul. Homeland Security, FEMA, the Coast Guard, the Red Cross, the Department ...
GIL JAMIESON I'm not funny. Never have been and, as far as I can tell, I never will be.
DAVID DOBKIN Not as long as they play, and they play with a passion. It's a team thing, too, its not just about o...
JAMES BELL This is priceless as far as its value to New York City.
CHRISTYNE NICHOLAS I must have ice in my veins to do what I just did. I expect the ice to melt...But it doesn't. It jus...
ERIN HUNTER He had what's been described as a photographic memory.
BERNIE FARBER Our goal is to further strengthen the team and position the New York Red Bulls as the soccer metropo...
DIETRICH MATESCHITZ As far as fame, the everlasting fame thing. I used to think that was important for a writer... the d...
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LARRY BURT New York for me is about work. If L.A. were to become a West Coast version of that, I'd shoot my...
VERA WANG Just remember this, Emma -- not every Jell-O salad turns out perfect. But it can still taste real go...
ELIZABETH ATKINSON There has been evidence throughout history of cycles when the earth gets warmer and cycles when the ...
RAUL LABRADOR The team has already started to jell. We go over the wall as good as anybody out there.
BILL SAUNDERS Hell has been described as a pocket edition of Chicago.
ASHLEY MONTAGU U.S. Custom Coast Guard Dope Dog
GEORGE CLINTON I've been in this business my whole life. I'm pretty bulletproof as far as being hurt.
TINA YOTHERS As far as we are concerned, we Syria have not changed.
BASHAR AL-ASSAD As far as the style, I was fascinated by surrealism.
MARK MOTHERSBAUGH As far as I know, I have no pride of opinion.
ALBERT J. NOCK Nothing trumps honesty, as far as I'm concerned.
DAVID KOECHNER We've just been overwhelmed by the number of people that are coming through Lufkin as they evacuate ...
PAUL PARKER Under the greenwood tree,
Who loves to lie with me
And tune his merry note,
Unto the ...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE New York has always been going to hell but somehow it never gets there
ROBERT PERSIG They're not as directly affected by the West Coast traffic.
JAMES WINCHESTER Reunited with strawberry, raspberry and blueberry, I am berry, berry happy to be back working with J...
BILL COSBY It doesn't escape him that the rock holding it up is the perfect fit for his fist. Or how easily one...
LAUREN BEUKES Neither New York nor Virginia holds the moral high ground here. New York has for many years not adva...
ERIC GOLDSTEIN [Ryan Anderson, who described Dooley as his] steadfast best friend, ... Suck it up. Drive on.
RYAN ANDERSON The question mark in investors' minds has been will this year stack up as strong as 2005. This adds ...
ANGUS GLUSKIE Our live experiences, fixed in aphorisms, stiffen into cold epigrams. Our heart's blood, as we write...
FRANCIS H. BRADLEY Our live experiences, fixed in aphorisms, stiffen into cold epigrams. Our heart's blood, as we write...
FRANCIS HERBERT BRADLEY It's not a solid wall of flames, ... Its burning up through hollows, as the fire goes upslope, it fa...
EDWARD CALLAHAN Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.
MARIAN KEYES You can fly right now from the East Coast to London for as low as $289 round-trip. (Right now) it's ...
BOB DIENER I've been enjoying 'Life on the Mississippi' by Mark Twain that I picked up at the airpo...
ROMAN COPPOLA As far as I'm concerned, I want to remain the mean little man I always was.
JACK LEVINE I pushed the envelope as far as it needed to be pushed, and now it's on the floor, and people se...
PRINCE I hate to say it, but there seems to have been some sort of dumbing down as far as movies go.
SAM NEILL I think I have been very lucky as far as my acting career goes.
NATASHA HENSTRIDGE As far as humor goes, I've always been a very insecure person and I've always wanted to be l...
PETER STEELE This ship will now serve as an educational resource to help people better understand the history of ...
BART STUPAK He didn't realize that love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark.
J.K. ROWLING New York, as run by the Swiss.
PETER USTINOV The three-pound organ in your skull - with its pink consistency of Jell-o - is an alien kind of comp...
DAVID EAGLEMAN The Coast Guard is the one who sets the height of the bridge. The Coast Guard's decision is very imp...
WAYNE BROWN As far as I'm concerned, there is no subject that's off the table.
GARRY TRUDEAU As far as festivals, nothing tops Cannes.
SASHA LANE A BMW can't take you as far as a diploma.
JOYCE MEYER Reach for it. Push yourself as far as you can.
CHRISTA MCAULIFFE Television's going, as far as I'm concerned, downhill, and I'm an anachronism.
DICK VAN DYKE Wearing corsets all the time was completely incapacitating, as far as digestion goes.
HELENA BONHAM CARTER As far as the customer is concerned, the interface is the product.
JEF RASKIN As far as music, Louis Armstrong is one of my heroes.
JON BATISTE As far as natural ability, I was always athletic.
TROY BROWN That my philosophy of life is, as far as possible, one of enjoyment. I'm not nihilistic.
ALEXANDER MCCALL SMITH The lesson from that is don't let political people decide to make the rebuilding their legacy, as [N...
FREDERIC SCHWARTZ As many as 4,000 oil rigs in the gulf coast are most likely impacted by this storm.
MARTHA ROWE MITCHELL If it gets colder than expected then we could see interruptions and prices could go higher.
ANDREW MORRIS They've definitely stepped it up. They're motivated by the boys and they want it just as badly as th...
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