It's amazing what flipping a grown man over her shoulder does for a girl.

it turns out, teachers think of glitter as the herpes of craft world- impossible to contain or exterminate. (Beer Buckets and Baby Jesus)

Aren't you just a knight in shining armor? ... Wherever do you keep your horse? And who scoops up the crap it leaves behind?

Most of what I say is complete truth. My edit button is broken.

For a chance with you, I can wait.

If dreams give you power, then I'm strong enough to walk through my heart till you love me.