It's a secret code," said Calvin. "Girls are not not like boys. If a boy wants to kill you, he says 'I'm going to kill you.' If a girl wants to kill you, she says, 'We need to talk.' That's the code."<br /><br />I gasped. "Has a girl ever wanted to talk to you?" I asked. <br /><br />"Yup," said Calvin.<br /><br />"How come you're still alive?" I asked.<br /><br />"I vomited," said Calvin.