It's a hardship to be far away. My son's in school now, so my goal is to stay as close to home as possible, especially during the school year, and try not to work over summers.

It's not like it's hard to be decent and respectful and well-behaved. I do wait in line, and I do take the subway, and I do do my own grocery shopping, and I do take the kids to school.

I do wait in line, and I do take the subway, and I do my own grocery shopping, and I do take the kids to school. But it almost doesn't matter to a certain segment of the populace.

I don't judge others. I say if you feel good with what you're doing, let your freak flag fly.

I tell my friends married life is boring, but that's just a fun thing to say to make single people feel better.

When men attempt bold gestures, generally it's considered romantic. When women do it, it's often considered desperate or psycho.