It's a hard thing to know what to do. Don't anybody want the war to go on and on, but nobody's saying pull out right now.

Untrained accounting graduates have been drafted to wage war against sophisticated liars and thieves. And as multi-billion dollar accounting failures have shown, it hasn't been much of a fight.

There comes a moment in the day when you have written your pages in the morning, attended to your correspondence in the afternoon, and have nothing further to do. Then comes that hour when you are bored; that's the time for sex.

Bah! The thing is not a nose at all, but a bit of primordial chaos clapped on to my face.

As long as we're engaged in a global war on terror, anti-terrorist activities are high on our list.

We need to set a better example with our players and coaches and everything like that.