Cameron gets our biggest laughs. He does the physical slapstick, the running and falling and trippin...
DYLAN ALLRED Do feminists have a sense of humor? Yes.
GLORIA ALLRED I think there should be better child support laws to make it easier for those single moms to support...
GLORIA ALLRED It is very frightening to feel alone when you are standing against a rich and powerful person and al...
GLORIA ALLRED I could have had someone else take care of my child but I did it because that was my moral obligatio...
GLORIA ALLRED Amber in good faith always believed that Mr. Flores was her child's father.
GLORIA ALLRED Gwen was not there to deceive anyone. She had the right to live honestly.
GLORIA ALLRED Moe was like their child in many ways,
GLORIA ALLRED He still loves Moe,
GLORIA ALLRED We recognize that Ms. Love has a serious problem with substance abuse, but that does not excuse or j...
GLORIA ALLRED We think it is time for Ms. Love to take full financial responsibility for her assault on Ms. King,
GLORIA ALLRED This was an unwarranted and vicious attack.
GLORIA ALLRED Only after the results of a recent DNA test taken by the true biological father did Amber realize th...
GLORIA ALLRED Now they come back with 39 counts. So this appears to be punitive. This appears to be retaliatory.
GLORIA ALLRED We think these women had a reasonable expectation of privacy. It's against the law in California to ...
GLORIA ALLRED I'm proud that my boys didn't panic after getting down early. Our defense got better and better as w...
CHRIS ALLRED We were a team without a lot of respect all year. I guarantee there wasn't many picking us third (in...
CHRIS ALLRED We are going to continue to work and focus on defense. We aren't being given much respect as a team ...
CHRIS ALLRED We were coming off our moratorium, and we had a few shots that just didn't fall for us. We didn't pl...
CHRIS ALLRED Fortunately this game was against Dixie. It wouldn't have meant as much otherwise.
CHRIS ALLRED I think he attributes it to his teaching as a youth.
MARK ALLRED It's just to give us a chance to blow off steam at the end of the day.
MARK ALLRED I've invited some legislators but they just looked at me like I was weird. Obviously, I haven't aske...
MARK ALLRED Officially, we say we were rained out.
MARK ALLRED This is a fun group and I knew there was a competitive bent, but I just didn't know how competitive.
MARK ALLRED There are endless new variations on how to hurt a woman physically, emotionally, financially, and so...
GLORIA ALLRED While Tyson declares his innocence on television, my client has cooperated with law enforcement and ...
GLORIA ALLRED I believe that the children should be temporarily removed from Mr. Jackson's care and custody becaus...
GLORIA ALLRED We hope for the day when Ms. Love will overcome her drug issues and present no risk of harm to herse...
GLORIA ALLRED I likened it to the Wild West. Back then, if someone stole a horse, rode to the next town, robbed th...
JERRY ALLRED Brace yourself. We're looking at pretty serious situations in the market place.
LYNTON ALLRED All locations are looking at that possibility. The more it's accepted in the marketplace, the more i...
LYNTON ALLRED There's a very tight balance in world supply and demand.
LYNTON ALLRED This deal with Iran is probably the most apparent thing driving prices up. But you don't know what i...
LYNTON ALLRED Your prices have historically been the low prices in the state. It's painful sometimes when it chang...
LYNTON ALLRED She's a professional duct tape cutter.
HAYDEN ALLRED You can’t turn love on and off like a light switch, no matter how hard you try. All you can do is ...
KATHERINE ALLRED I first tried to sell them with no pockets for $3, and they didn't sell.
HAYDEN ALLRED I'm not interested in dating. I like being with my own best friend, me. Certain women, particula...
GLORIA ALLRED I do believe that, under the law, under the Constitution of the United States, and under our public ...
GLORIA ALLRED People who are pierced should not be snickered at, should not become the object of ridicule, should ...
GLORIA ALLRED There are some people who still feel threatened by strong women. That's their problem. It's ...
GLORIA ALLRED To my surprise, Nick reached under his shirt and pulled out the half-heart pendant. With his gaze fi...
KATHERINE ALLRED This isn’t a church social, Sweetheart. You aren’t going to be able to save me this time.
KATHERINE ALLRED I want to be rich.
HAYDEN ALLRED I promise you this. I’ll love you until the day I die even if I have to live without you. And if i...
KATHERINE ALLRED Fighting injustice keeps you young.
GLORIA ALLRED Women will no longer be silent when they suffer injustices against them.
GLORIA ALLRED No one is free, even the birds are chained to the sky.
BOB DYLAN I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's ...
DYLAN MORAN A mistake is to commit a misunderstanding.
BOB DYLAN I was in school, but I wasn't into school. I wasn't doing what I wanted to be doing in schoo...
DYLAN O'BRIEN It's hard to speculate what tomorrow may bring.
BOB DYLAN Yesterday's just a memory, tomorrow is never what it's supposed to be.
BOB DYLAN I just really like fun, cool, interesting, quirky girls. And sometimes you find that in 6'2 mode...
DYLAN O'BRIEN One time, this guy at this music festival would not let me off the hook that I was Percy Jackson. He...
DYLAN MINNETTE The force that through the green fuse drives the flower. Drives my green age that blasts the roots o...
DYLAN THOMAS Though lovers be lost love shall not; And death shall have no dominion.
DYLAN THOMAS Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, r...
DYLAN THOMAS In the dime stores and bus stations, people talk of situations, read books, repeat quotations, draw ...
BOB DYLAN Democracy don't rule the world, You'd better get that in your head; This world is ruled by v...
BOB DYLAN Inspiration is hard to come by. You have to take it where you find it.
BOB DYLAN I felt like I might as well have been living in another part of the solar system.
BOB DYLAN When you cease to exist, then who will you blame?
BOB DYLAN I don't think the human mind can comprehend the past and the future. They are both just illusion...
BOB DYLAN I change during the course of a day. I wake and I'm one person, and when I go to sleep I know fo...
BOB DYLAN Some people seem to fade away but then when they are truly gone, it's like they didn't fade ...
BOB DYLAN I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours.
BOB DYLAN There is nothing so stable as change.
BOB DYLAN All I can do is be me, whoever that is.
BOB DYLAN If I wasn't Bob Dylan, I'd probably think that Bob Dylan has a lot of answers myself.
BOB DYLAN My friends call me Clark Kent: I'm known to change in phone booths.
DYLAN LAUREN You can tear a poem apart to see what makes it tick... You're back with the mystery of having been m...
DYLAN THOMAS A good poem is a contribution to reality. The world is never the same once a good poem has been adde...
DYLAN THOMAS I accept chaos, I'm not sure whether it accepts me.
BOB DYLAN I had no songs in my repertoire for commercial radio anyway. Songs about debauched bootleggers, moth...
BOB DYLAN Behind every beautiful thing, there's some kind of pain.
BOB DYLAN A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does wha...
BOB DYLAN Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it'...
DYLAN MORAN Act the way you'd like to be and soon you'll be the way you'd like to act.
BOB DYLAN People will kill you. Over time. They will shave out every last morsel of fun in you with little, ha...
DYLAN MORAN Money doesn't talk, it swears.
BOB DYLAN I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly ...
BOB DYLAN The function of posterity is to look after itself.
DYLAN THOMAS Never be lucid, never state, if you would be regarded great.
DYLAN THOMAS I like America, just as everybody else does. I love America, I gotta say that. But America will be j...
BOB DYLAN Somebody's boring me. I think it's me.
DYLAN THOMAS She opened up a book of poems and handed it to me written by an Italian poet from the 13th century a...
BOB DYLAN To begin at the beginning: It is spring, moonless night in the small town, starless and bible-black,...
DYLAN THOMAS A person is a success if they get up in the morning and gets to bed at night and in between does wha...
BOB DYLAN You learn from a conglomeration of the incredible past -- whatever experience gotten in any way what...
BOB DYLAN I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with his freedo...
BOB DYLAN Despite everybody who has been born and has died, the world has just gone on. I mean, look at Napole...
BOB DYLAN To live outside the law, you must be honest.
BOB DYLAN Just because you like my stuff doesn't mean I owe you anything.
BOB DYLAN I've tried like hell to make bad movies good, and I can't. Maybe Marlon Brando has been able to do t...
DYLAN MCDERMOTT When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes.
DYLAN THOMAS Don't matter how much money you got, there's only two kinds of people: there's saved people and ther...
BOB DYLAN In ceremonies of the horsemen, even the pawn must hold a grudge.
BOB DYLAN People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.
BOB DYLAN But even the President of the United States sometimes must have to stand naked.
BOB DYLAN Maybe in the 90s or possibly in the next century people will look upon the 80s as the age of masturb...
BOB DYLAN People today are still living off the table scraps of the sixties. They are still being passed aroun...
BOB DYLAN I've been up the mountain and I had a choice. Should I come down? So I came down. God said, Okay, yo...
BOB DYLAN Ah, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now.
BOB DYLAN We can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocen...
DYLAN THOMAS For them that think death's honesty won't fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely.
BOB DYLAN Democracy don't rule the world, you better get that in your head; this world is ruled by violence, b...
BOB DYLAN Well, I don't know, but I've been told the streets in heaven are lined with gold. I ask you how thin...
BOB DYLAN Although the masters make the rules for the wise men and the fools got nothing, Ma, to live up to.
BOB DYLAN Jesus tapped me on the shoulder and said, Bob, why are you resisting me? I said, I'm not resisting y...
BOB DYLAN One Christmas was so much like another,...that I can never remember whether it snowed for six days a...
DYLAN THOMAS A born writer is born scrofulous; his career is an accident dictated by physical or circumstantial d...
DYLAN THOMAS It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother do...
DYLAN THOMAS Don’t clap I’m not a jazz band for Christ’s sake.
DYLAN MORAN The times they are a-changing.
BOB DYLAN People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.
BOB DYLAN How many roads must a man walk down Before your can call him a man? . . . The answer, my frien...
BOB DYLAN Blame it on a simple twist of fate.
BOB DYLAN Music can save people, but it can't in the commercial way it's being used. It's just too much. It's ...
BOB DYLAN Chaos is a friend of mine.
BOB DYLAN Come mothers and fathers Throughout the land, And don't criticize What you can't understand
BOB DYLAN Democracy don't rule the world, You'd better get that in your head; This world is ruled by violence,...
BOB DYLAN He not busy being born is busy dying.
BOB DYLAN What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in betwee...
BOB DYLAN All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all goin...
BOB DYLAN Praise be to Nero's Neptune The Titanic sails at dawn And everybody's shouting "Which Si...
BOB DYLAN What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in betwee...
BOB DYLAN Sailing round the world in a dirty gondola oh, to be back in the land of Coca-Cola!
BOB DYLAN People today are still living off the table scraps of the sixties. They are still being passed arou...
BOB DYLAN Hey! Mr. Tamborine Man, play a song for me. I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.
BOB DYLAN Come you masters of warYou that build all the gunsYou that build the death planesYou that build the ...
BOB DYLAN In the dime stores and bus stations, People talk of situations, read books, repeat quotations, Draw ...
BOB DYLAN I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if...
DYLAN MORAN For them that think death's honesty won't fall upon them naturally life sometimes must get lonely.
BOB DYLAN Someone's boring me. I think it's me.
DYLAN THOMAS I don't think I've ever been an agnostic. I've always thought there's a superior pow...
BOB DYLAN I don't know that you're able to measure your aggregate wisdom as you go through life. I can...
DYLAN MORAN Stand-up came naturally to me because people in Ireland talk. But that's not talking on panel sh...
DYLAN MORAN All the truth in the world adds up to one big lie.
BOB DYLAN Having these colossal accolades and titles, they get in the way.
BOB DYLAN I accept chaos, I'm not sure whether it accepts me.
BOB DYLAN Though lovers be lost, love shall not.
DYLAN THOMAS It's not easy to define poetry.
BOB DYLAN What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in be...
BOB DYLAN When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes.
DYLAN THOMAS A lot of people don't like the road, but it's as natural to me as breathing.
BOB DYLAN I'm a stuffed rabbit collector.
DYLAN LAUREN I like having a lot of sunlight because it helps me wake up. And I don't get depressed in winter...
DYLAN LAUREN I'll offset neutral shades with bright colors. It helps me stand out without looking cartoonish.
DYLAN LAUREN I shop for candy instead of clothes!
DYLAN LAUREN I was not a girly girl. I was a tomboy.
DYLAN LAUREN To save money on gifts, give someone their favorite candy in a beautiful, customized vessel with a p...
DYLAN LAUREN If you're running a race, and you're looking at the lane to your right or your left, you'...
DYLAN LAUREN Before I got married, I never really watched TV. Now, my husband and I watch 'The Bachelor' ...
DYLAN LAUREN I collect candy packaging from around the world and believe it has the value of Pop Art.
DYLAN LAUREN On really hot days, I try to motivate friends and family to come into the pool for an aqua jogging s...
DYLAN LAUREN My parents screened 'Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory' for my 6th birthday, and I bec...
DYLAN LAUREN Putting good energy into your body and raising your serotonin will lead to a positive mood, exuding ...
DYLAN LAUREN When I started Dylan's Candy Bar in 2001, I wanted it to be a place that merged my love of pop c...
DYLAN LAUREN Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza from Pizzeria Uno or ...
DYLAN LAUREN There's no denying that candy is comfort food and it's affordable.
DYLAN LAUREN My parents always told me, 'Do what you love because that is what you will do well in.' They...
DYLAN LAUREN Summer is very precious.
DYLAN LAUREN If these rich women from 5th Avenue spend a fortune on cashmere sweaters, they will come to my store...
DYLAN LAUREN While I'm in L.A. I always make time for my favorite activity which is hiking. The trails in Cal...
DYLAN LAUREN I always saw candy as art.
DYLAN LAUREN I love accessorizing with jewelry.
DYLAN LAUREN When I think of flavours, I think colour, so lemon should be yellow and orange is orange.
DYLAN LAUREN Believe in yourself, listen to your gut, and do what you love.
DYLAN LAUREN Candy is childhood, the best and bright moments you wish could have lasted forever.
DYLAN LAUREN Take care of all your memories. For you cannot relive them.
BOB DYLAN There are really four 'headlines' for me: honesty, integrity, hard work, and what I call a &...
DYLAN TAYLOR Go on thinking that you don't need to be read and you'll find that it may become quite true:...
DYLAN THOMAS Washington isn't a city, it's an abstraction.
DYLAN THOMAS But time has set its maggot on their track.
DYLAN THOMAS No honest writer today can possibly avoid being influenced by Freud through his pioneering work into...
DYLAN THOMAS Great is the hand that holds dominion over man by a scribbled name.
DYLAN THOMAS My education was the liberty I had to read indiscriminately and all the time, with my eyes hanging o...
DYLAN THOMAS These poems, with all their crudities, doubts, and confusions, are written for the love of Man and i...
DYLAN THOMAS Don't be too harsh to these poems until they're typed. I always think typescript lends some ...
DYLAN THOMAS Every device there is in language is there to be used, if you will. Poets have got to enjoy themselv...
DYLAN THOMAS I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record.
DYLAN THOMAS I went on all over the States, ranting poems to enthusiastic audiences that, the week before, had be...
DYLAN THOMAS There is only one position for an artist anywhere; and that is upright.
DYLAN THOMAS As I read more and more - and it was not all verse, by any means - my love for the real life of word...
DYLAN THOMAS The land of my fathers. My fathers can have it.
DYLAN THOMAS The first poems I knew were nursery rhymes, and before I could read them for myself, I had come to l...
DYLAN THOMAS I have never sat down and studied the Bible, never consciously echoed its language, and am, in reali...
DYLAN THOMAS An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
DYLAN THOMAS He who seeks rest finds boredom. He who seeks work finds rest.
DYLAN THOMAS Whatever talents I possess may suddenly diminish or suddenly increase. I can with ease become an ord...
DYLAN THOMAS Somebody's boring me. I think it's me.
DYLAN THOMAS Do not go gentle into that good night but rage, rage against the dying of the light.
DYLAN THOMAS Being noticed can be a burden. Jesus got himself crucified because he got himself noticed. So I disa...
BOB DYLAN A hero is someone who understands the responsibility that comes with his freedom.
BOB DYLAN I am a picky eater. By that I mean, I love to pick the raisins out of oatmeal raisin cookies, the ch...
DYLAN LAUREN I was terrified of the Vietnam War when I was 13. I thought I was going. The draft was such an omino...
DYLAN MCDERMOTT All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going...
BOB DYLAN Part of growing up is realizing you learn to love so many people. It's about forming those relat...
DYLAN O'BRIEN