It's a good thing God chose me before I was born, because he surely would not have afterwards.

A judge is a law student who marks their own examination papers.

The weakest Christians are those who know that they need to pray . . . and yet don't pray.

There is always something to be thankful for. If you can't pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors.

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen. Not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.

A little lie is like a little pregnancy it doesn't take long before everyone knows.