It's a complicated task, ... I think Siebel just made it significantly more complex at a relatively late date.
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JOSH GREENBAUM It's amazing how complicated a relatively small boat gets. We've created a lot of complex systems in...
JOHN SCARANO It is kind of difficult to communicate complex emotion in a car jealousy, passive aggression the pup...
ANGELA ROBINSON It is kind of difficult to communicate complex emotion in a car jealousy, passive aggression t...
ANGELA ROBINSON I wish there was more to it — we just made more shots. It's not that complex, really.
JEFF VAN GUNDY I hesitated. Truth shot a sly glance at expediency, expediency waggled its eyebrows significantly, t...
KATE GRIFFIN To change yourself you have to move from where you are and take a step, then you have to be willing ...
BRENT M. JONES I think that of all the principles for journalism, the most important is to complicate simple things...
JUDY POLUMBAUM It is a lie.
ARTHUR MILLER She's actually innocent of the charges. And the case is significantly more interesting and complicat...
BRUCE BARKET I don't think Josh lost it as much as Alex just earned it. Alex did a nice job.
BILL DOBA I really don't think that I could do my job without IT outsourcing. The world of IT has become far t...
CARL CHRISTENSEN Had I just made a date with a tatted up bat wielding miscreant?
HOLLY HOOD It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect ...
WILLIAM JAMES It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything
else, will affect ...
WILLIAM JAMES I want to make sure there are no gatekeepers at the AG's door, and that anybody in the Departmen...
JANET RENO It is kind of difficult to communicate complex emotion in a car – j...
ANGELA ROBINSON OK," Josh said evenly, "I've seen men made of mud, I guess I can accept spying rats. Do they talk?" ...
MICHAEL SCOTT Yeah, there's absolutely. I mean, remember when The Searchers came out, it was a relatively big ...
JOHN MILIUS It's relatively easy to set up a tech company, join an accelerator, and progress down a pathway ...
KIMBAL MUSK To know the hurt of what losing a loved one brings. Well put it this way time does not heal, you lea...
GARY F EVANS... But your mind is very complex, very tricky. It makes simple things complicated. -- that's its work. ...
BHAGWAN SHREE RAJNEESH We're looking at late May as the start date for construction.
GARY VARGAS I think I like playing the bad girl. I like complicated. I like flawed, messed up complicated. It...
KATE BECKINSALE All that hullabaloo about somebody's net worth is just stupid, and it's made my life a lot m...
SAM WALTON I think things are on track and we're very enthusiastic about the progress we've made to date. We ha...
WAYNE INOUYE I think that the court was able to sort out a complicated criminal case and made a fair decision.
NIKOLAI VLASOV I've discovered as I've grown up that life is far more complicated than you think it is when you're ...
RACHEL MCADAMS We're just trying to cut every possible expense that we can. Most people just see Ritter Park and do...
ALAN MORRISON I think the little difference was that she made a few more mistakes than usual and starting playing ...
JENNIFER CAPRIATI Josh did a great job tonight, but it's not just tonight. He's done well the last several games and i...
BRIAN THORNTON What appears strange and complex becomes stranger and more complicated once you begin to investigate...
BILAL TANWEER We don't have a real firm date, but we are still looking at the springtime date to begin constructio...
RYAN HORN I've discovered as I've grown up that life is far more complicated than you think it is when...
RACHEL MCADAMS I think my proper response is complete amazement and awe at the universe that we are in, and how it ...
JOHN C. MATHER I don't let people use me. That's why I like a small number of people in my life. The more people in...
ANITA BAKER Our lives are more complex, and it's made communications around money more complex. There are more b...
CAROL ANDERSON I do think the past changes at a slower rate. It sits a little more still for its portrait.
RICHARD GREENBERG Siebel was in a world of hurt. For Tom Siebel to sell to Larry Ellison, this is his worst nightmare....
DAVID HILAL Parenting is meant to be just a natural part of life. You just think you know how to do it but, of c...
ESSIE DAVIS I think he's significantly advanced, I'm sure just like Brady is.
JIM TRESSEL A mortgage transaction is very complex, very complicated, and very localized - the rules are not jus...
DAN GILBERT The abolition of school fees -- it is critical. But it is a first step. Some people, they look at ed...
CHANGU MANNATHOKO To date, China's criminal, civil and administrative procedure laws have combined to form a relativel...
XIAO YANG I was a musician and did moderately well at that. I made an enjoyable living as a very young man, bu...
MIGUEL FERRER Just a huge turnaround for Josh.
BOB BENINCASA I think of my body as a temple. Or at least a relatively well-managed Presbyterian youth center.
EMO PHILIPS Alfie made a real good play. I just through it at the net and I don't even think Grahame saw it.
WADE REDDEN This is a relatively new issue because electronic keys just came on to the market in the late 1990s....
CLARENCE DITLOW ...Half of its task is getting people in the stores on a more frequent basis.
JEFF STINSON I don't think a decision has been made that come X date all these people are out on the street.
FRANCES MARINE CSM was so complicated to use and complex that we decided not to use it.
ARTY ECOCK Josh is just a great athlete. He has a couple of colleges looking at him. Both Dan and Pat are both ...
JAY BLAYLOCK It is a small world. You do not have to live in it particuarly long to learn that for yourself. Ther...
NEIL GAIMAN I don't know, the older I get, the more complicated I think I get, which is a hindrance.
KIM WESTON I once stole a book. It was really just the once, and at the time I called it borrowing. It was 1970...
HILARY MANTEL The negotiators, I think, have left things perilously late in light of the date of the summit, which...
KOFI ANNAN I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, d...
POUL ANDERSON South Delhi is such a rich area in Delhi, you could call it the heart of Delhi or a slice of heaven ...
PARUL WADHWA I think fashion can always date, but I think if a woman has elegance, she doesn't date.
ALICE TEMPERLEY When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing w...
A.A. MILNE Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and s...
CARTER CROCKER My family barbecued a lot; good barbecue is more complicated than you think.
MANISH DAYAL I would recommend it to everybody, every now and again you just put a dress on, see what it feels li...
TOM WILKINSON All my tattoos except my first were not planned. I would just go into the shop late at night with fr...
HAILEY BALDWIN It should not be surprised by seeing in our weird world that the people for enjoying own bread can a...
ANUJ SOMANY Everyone out there is using you for their entertainment and what you mostly need is to be entertainm...
SUPERNA BATHEJA The initiative is very complicated, and people want more facts. We're still taking a look at it.
BOB HINES I've seen it happen when the first rock bands played in the 60s, and they played simple music, and g...
BILLY SHEEHAN I think we're all finally getting used to each other. Having Josh at corner has helped us.
DARNELL BING I think life is a chain of events.
ZARA LARSSON Considering that date has been pushed back what, now, a dozen times, I think it's a pretty good bet ...
BARRY ORTON Early on, in discussions of financial oversight, people would say, 'Well, this is a very complic...
LARS PETER HANSEN The grace for each day is sufficient to accomplish a daily task.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA I think Russia has made a serious mistake. It has demonstrated its willingness to use its gas as a p...
WILLIAM RAMSAY The scoreboard can't make you a loser. If you walk off the field with your head up, you don't lose. ...
DAN MARINO Everything is simpler than you think and at the same time more complex than you imagine
JOHANN WOLFGANG VON GOETHE I think when people see Pluto revealed by New Horizons, its satellite system, its complex surface, i...
ALAN STERN The name of the game is going to be improving horizontal capability, which in turn gives either comp...
JOSH GREENBAUM Now, it [Linux support] is a checklist item, but you wouldn't want to go without it,
JOSH GREENBAUM As SSA picks up more and more distressed companies, it will quickly become SSA versus Microsoft, Ora...
JOSH GREENBAUM The name of the game is going to be improving horizontal capability, which in turn gives either comp...
JOSH GREENBAUM They have some of this composite application work done and it looks good. But there is a tremendous ...
JOSH GREENBAUM For Phillips to say they are halfway to Fusion is over the top.
JOSH GREENBAUM But (the acquisitions) represent a strong maintenance revenue stream.
JOSH GREENBAUM Ask Microsoft ( Profile , Products , Articles ) how hard it is,
JOSH GREENBAUM If you think like a leader, act like a leader, inspire like a leader then you are a leader.
DEBASISH MRIDHA For to change the norms, the very foci of attention, of a cultural system is a difficult task - far ...
JAMES S. COLEMAN [Siebel is celebrating its triumph over the SEC.] This was a win not only for Siebel but for all pub...
KATHLEEN SULLIVAN Josh Fulmer had a bogey on the third playoff hole and Rich made a great par,
KEVIN MULLIGAN The surrounding environment is the best erudite master to teach us fundamentals laws of nature and b...
ANUJ SOMANY Don't knock what you don't know.
DEYON ANTEKO PITTER Simple is clever. Complicated just means you haven’t been clever enough to reduce ‘it’ to its ...
PHIL DOURADO The Postal Service is huge - employing more than a half million people - and its history is long and...
ELIZABETH WARREN It was two weeks after the day she turned eighteen
All dressed in white
Going to the churc...
CARRIE UNDERWOOD These Days, Keeping Anything "Simple" Is The Most "Complex" Task To Do....
MUHAMMAD IMRAN HASAN A decision made during a moment of weakness can ruin your life.
To date, I had m...
MELIKA DANNESE LUX My motivation is tomorrow, just one day at a time, right?
RAFAEL NADAL SAP is going to retain a lot of its proprietary ABAP code in developing its next generation SOA appl...
PAUL HAMERMAN It's a complex field getting more complex daily.
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JOSH BILLINGS Just because you know stuff doesn't mean you are smart... You have to know how to use that informati...
JOSH KELLER A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
JOSH BILLINGS The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one
JOSH STERN Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..'
I tell my dat...
JOSH STERN Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.
JOSH BILLINGS The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.
JOSH LANYON A pause followed my greeting. Then “We’re watching you ” whispered the voice on the other end....
JOSH LANYON Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
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JOSH BILLINGS Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.
JOSH BILLINGS I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's...
JOSH BILLINGS To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil, you're overdoing it.
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JOSH BILLINGS Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.
JOSH BILLINGS Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
JOSH BILLINGS A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.
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JOSH BILLINGS Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist -- it reduces him to...
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JOSH BILLINGS As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for.
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JOSH BILLINGS Forgiveness is the oil of relationships.
JOSH MCDOWELL There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
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JOSH BILLINGS Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
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JOSH BILLINGS Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.
JOSH BILLINGS There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.
JOSH BILLINGS I don't care how much a person talks, if they only say it in a few words.
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JOSH BILLINGS Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.
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JOSH BILLINGS Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.
JOSH BILLINGS A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay.
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JOSH BILLINGS Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been.
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JOSH BILLINGS There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply.
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JOSH BILLINGS There is a significant Latin proverb; to wit: Who will guard the guards?
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JOSH BILLINGS It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
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JOSH BILLINGS Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to.
JOSH BILLINGS Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.
JOSH BILLINGS Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.
JOSH BILLINGS Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
JOSH BILLINGS There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
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JOSH BILLINGS Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.
JOSH BILLINGS Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool
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JOSH BILLINGS Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.
JOSH BILLINGS A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it.
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JOSH BILLINGS The less we know the more we suspect.
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JOSH BILLINGS There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
JOSH GROBAN Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will ...
JOSH HARTNETT You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.
JOSH LIEB If you write a post and put it on a blog, that's a historical document. If you change your template,...
JOSH GREENBERG Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess.
JOSH LIEB It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it.
JOSH LIEB Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense.
JOSH LIEB Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and peopl...
JOSH LIEB The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.
JOSH BILLINGS It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all...
JOSH LIEB The language that we use now impacts on the ability to vote, it impacts on the marketplace; instead ...
JOSH HOMME One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit n...
JOSH BILLINGS I've teamed up with PetSmart Charities to celebrate the five million homeless pets who've fo...
JOSH DUHAMEL The reflexive allergy to L.A. that a lot of New Yorkers have, I feel like it's kind of nonsense.
JOSH RADNOR After a brief period in which I had let many a Southern Californian convince me that it was all '...
JOSH RADNOR