It's a Camelot story,

It is not any common earth,
Water or wood or air,
But Merlin’s Isle of Gramarye
That you and I will fare.

To many-towered Camelot

He's such a sweet guy and such a great guy to be around. He's always been so affable and pleasant. He'd always introduce his friends in the audience at every show. He's a great showman. Who doesn't like going into a club and having the band recognize them?

He's legally blind, born like that, wears those Coke-bottle glasses.

He'd have mattress ticking in his beard and in his hair.